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[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Will Forte has released a statement to the cast & crew of ‘COYOTE VS ACME’, saying it’s unlikely the film will ever be released.

“At the end of the day, the people who paid for this movie can obviously do whatever they want with it. It doesn't mean I have to like it (I fucking hate it). Or agree with it.“

[DYLAN @DylanDowrick]

@OsheaJacksonJr

[Will Burchfield @burchie_kid]

#Lions GM Brad Holmes says he's "always felt more comfortable" filling needs in free agency.

"In the draft, there’s only a subset of those true cornerstone players that you can identify. If you pass those players over trying to fill a need, I think you get yourself in trouble."

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

I'm confident that after AI ruins the Internet, a great Logging Off will occur, within the next 5 years. conversations will be the new DMs. a few beers in the park will be the new Discord channels. book clubs will replace pornography (this part of the prediction I'm less sure of)

[Keith Black Trudeau @Charlottean28]

My theory is Monty Williams simply does not care about winning and losing these games. The season is over anyway, so he’s going to treat these games as open tryouts. If they lose 15 in a row, I don’t think it matters to him. He’s going to keep throwing everyone out there.

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

a Roger Rabbit sequel where the looney tunes start mysteriously disappearing at the WB lot and in the end they uncover the CEO is deleting them for the insurance money

[Keith Black Trudeau @Charlottean28]

This is why Bojan and Burks were traded.

This, right here.

I think a few of the players they got back could be really great fits, but every deal was about empowering the players they kept, not the ones they traded for.

[DYLAN @DylanDowrick]

Mayor Chip Fucken Hazard

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

Goodnight Detroit #NoBeamTonight

[DYLAN @DylanDowrick]

@C4SEY85 @Lions @Hexheadart @vanburen_m

[Casey @C4SEY85]

You all didn’t think I was done, did you?

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[DYLAN @DylanDowrick]

@b_sco @JesseReevesFF Aren’t you worried about the last place team getting stuck at the bottom?
Definitely makes for a competitive league though!

Maybe randomize the non playoff like the NBA to disincentivize tanking

[Grace @ggracesportakes]

I speak for all NFL fans when I say we wanted Ravens-Lions

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

We can’t afford not to switch to 4 day work weeks

[Barry Sanders @BarrySanders]

Let's give away some signed @PaniniAmerica cards. Retweet this and follow us for a chances to win.

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

By a vote of their peers, Dan Campbell and Brad Holmes were chosen as the @sportingnews 2023 NFL Coach of the Year and 2023 NFL Executive of the Year. 👏

[Barstool Detroit @BSMotorCity]

Lions fans waking up this morning

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Not kicking the field goal was a defensible decision. No, it didn’t work, but the decision was defensible based off of how the Lions have operated all season.

Running the ball on 3rd & goal - risking the need to take a timeout and have to then try an onsides kick - was completely inexplicable.

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

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