Dylan Eike

Chicago, IL 📍

[Dylan Eike @DylanEike]

It’s my balloon day 🤭

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

this is the hardest i’ve laughed in so long

[Dylan Eike @DylanEike]

Hey @Apple come fix your weather app.

[Dylan Eike @DylanEike]

@DKSportsbook

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Covid showed us we could slow down, work different, care for each other, rethink everything. We had one rare chance to build a life that was less cruel, less exhausting, less centered around grinding people into dust.

Instead we sprinted right back into burnout, greed, higher costs, worse mental health, and pretending this is normal.

That’s what makes me angry. We learned nothing.

[Dylan Eike @DylanEike]

Her shirt is taking me tf out

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau at Coachella (2026)

[Dylan Eike @DylanEike]

Follow me here… Myki and Darlene will lipsync for the crown to “WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!” by Raye

Feel like that would fit both of them plus be a relevant / new song

#DragRace

[Dylan Eike @DylanEike]

@heyjaeeeee Thank you bb 🥹🥹🥹

[Dylan Eike @DylanEike]

Always giving you Brooke Shields eyebrows

[Matt 🍻🛳 @mattybooz]

This boot order is getting WaW level bad #survivor50

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

me in gym class

[𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛🦇 @BrowseHorror]

im full of hope

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Me watching Ryan Gosling and that space rock form an unlikely bond

[em @filmlver]

seeing everyone watch project hail mary and say it reminds them of how much they love cinema

[Dylan Eike @DylanEike]

@geiushi 😌

[Riċ @ricblurs]

when I come across a good tweet but twitter refreshes

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

When you're in the middle of a good time and you realize it's gonna be a memory soon

[Aunt Babe @babesmithh]

It’s March next week