Dylan

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

If you switch from spotify to Apple Music you will be stunned by how much your music no longer sounds like it comes from the bottom of an aluminum can

[Icepack Trigga @HollywoodTrigga]

Jalen Hurts be everywhere. I swear to God

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”

“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”

“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”

“Probably $100,000,000.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”

“At least 100x.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[Nick Foles @NickFoles]

It's really cool that Tom Brady got to be there for the Eagles' two Super Bowl wins! He might be a good luck charm.

Have a great night!

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

WE’RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!

[ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @CraigWeekend]

ladies and gentlemen, the sign-off 🫡

[NFL @NFL]

Cinema.

[s @serotonen]

how do u not know ball

[Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick]

“What is the charge? Eating a meal? Eating a succulent McDonald’s meal?”

[𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 🦇 @occultomundi]

mixing mr. pibb and dr. pepper to create 'the philosopher's brew'

[Alex Moskowitz @alexrmoskowitz]

instead of working on making myself a better person i am going to purchase a cool new jacket

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Now why does Jack Kornfield have to do that

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Having to get up Monday morning but then realizing it’s a short holiday week

[Infinite Books @infinitebooks]

James Baldwin for Life Magazine, 1963

[Cozy Bryant @LowkeyCozy]

Everybody talking shit in the first quarter