Guess who's back? Dylan's back, tell a friend. Proud member of the Human Race, #McDonald's Lover, and newest member of the @PWS_APEX roster! (Fictional Account)
@Savior_Simon_ Yes! I will walk with you, my #Savior, you can lead me home! But can we stop at the United Grocery Outlet on the way please? I am sure we need milk and cheese and maybe fabric softner too. Sam always forgets fabric softner and I'm left with static cling!
@Savior_Simon_ Will you lead me home and not a half-way hoose or an institution. I have been in and busted out of a few of them. I really need someone to lead me home though because I cant remember where I live! Please help! All I know is there were 17 psycho pigs in my backyard
@_Mrs_Breezy @CornerstoneDK Yeah, all this can go on but our friend has to be careful of what she writes (writes; ie FUCKING FICTION!) so she doesn't cause a bunch of fucking babies to be ass hurt so that they mock and ridicule her to the point she wants to quit? Fucking Asshats
SCW is soon to be returning from its summer break. Looking for a new RP-fed to call home? SCW is going into its 20th year. Weekly shows with flexible booking (3500 words/rp, 2 RPs) and PPVs/title matches with no word limit. Competitive, fun roster. Active Discord. Get in touch!
#ooc Time for a poll as I'm considering switching Dylan's entrance theme.
1) Keep "Adrenaline" by Gavin Rossdale https://t.co/aZDwMsGaF5
2) Switch to "Bittersweet Symphony" by The Verve https://t.co/UvPb0XeqMA
Thank you for voting!
Doctors at the hospital say that I'm fine as a fruitcake after @PWS_APEX World Championship contention Battle Royal on #Riot and I can go home now. They said something about NOT jumping through flaming tables out of the ring anymore...but that was so fun and the fans digged it!
@KimFWPW@AbigailLindsay_ *Sings to @AbigailLindsay_ *
Whoa, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?
I need your love
I need your love
God speed your love to meeeeeeee
@AbigailLindsay_ Sam? No she quit being a doctor so she I could put my winky in her kitchen sinky. I don't know where she is at now though. I am going talk to the milk carton people, see if they can put Sam on one
I should let the @PWS_APEX crowd know that I am a poet too. In fact, here is something I wrote a few moments ago...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have gas
and it doesn't smell good
Hi, I'm Dylan. I like long walks on the beach, conversations about nothing and everything, amazing meals from #McDonalds, and the name Addy. Message me to become friends, lovers, adult beverage consumption partners, and maybe more. Ask 4 Sexy Dylan because I'm just a Sexy Dylan.