Dylan Howell

Guess who's back? Dylan's back, tell a friend. Proud member of the Human Race, #McDonald's Lover, and newest member of the @PWS_APEX roster! (Fictional Account)

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

@Savior_Simon_ Yes! I will walk with you, my #Savior, you can lead me home! But can we stop at the United Grocery Outlet on the way please? I am sure we need milk and cheese and maybe fabric softner too. Sam always forgets fabric softner and I'm left with static cling!

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

@Savior_Simon_ Will you lead me home and not a half-way hoose or an institution. I have been in and busted out of a few of them. I really need someone to lead me home though because I cant remember where I live! Please help! All I know is there were 17 psycho pigs in my backyard

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

@_Mrs_Breezy @CornerstoneDK Yeah, all this can go on but our friend has to be careful of what she writes (writes; ie FUCKING FICTION!) so she doesn't cause a bunch of fucking babies to be ass hurt so that they mock and ridicule her to the point she wants to quit? Fucking Asshats

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

@Ash_HayesSCDub Yes! I could even wear my mankini!

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

Just for shits and giggles I might go play at the SCW end of the years thingy, they still do that there, right?

[Supreme Championship Wrestling @supremecw]

SCW is soon to be returning from its summer break. Looking for a new RP-fed to call home? SCW is going into its 20th year. Weekly shows with flexible booking (3500 words/rp, 2 RPs) and PPVs/title matches with no word limit. Competitive, fun roster. Active Discord. Get in touch!

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

That Cleo lady is good...I can be better though...maybe...someday.

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

#ooc Been looking for a while, but I have found Dylan's new entrance theme: https://t.co/Jw5eL3yMdr

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

@ThisIsMiloKasey Hello guy I don't know, Happy Birthday! 🎂🎂🎂

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

@_Mrs_Breezy #ooc But I love that song!

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

#ooc Time for a poll as I'm considering switching Dylan's entrance theme.

1) Keep "Adrenaline" by Gavin Rossdale https://t.co/aZDwMsGaF5

2) Switch to "Bittersweet Symphony" by The Verve https://t.co/UvPb0XeqMA

Thank you for voting!

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

Doctors at the hospital say that I'm fine as a fruitcake after @PWS_APEX World Championship contention Battle Royal on #Riot and I can go home now. They said something about NOT jumping through flaming tables out of the ring anymore...but that was so fun and the fans digged it!

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

@SuicideQueenSCW 👋😃

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

@KimFWPW @AbigailLindsay_ *Sings to @AbigailLindsay_ *

Whoa, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?
I need your love
I need your love
God speed your love to meeeeeeee

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

@KimFWPW @AbigailLindsay_ ADDY!?!?

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

@AbigailLindsay_ Sam? No she quit being a doctor so she I could put my winky in her kitchen sinky. I don't know where she is at now though. I am going talk to the milk carton people, see if they can put Sam on one

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

@AbigailLindsay_ @Sela_Plays_Nice I have a shot?! Like a slap shot? Snap shot?

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

I should let the @PWS_APEX crowd know that I am a poet too. In fact, here is something I wrote a few moments ago...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have gas
and it doesn't smell good

[Dylan Howell @DylanHowellPW]

Hi, I'm Dylan. I like long walks on the beach, conversations about nothing and everything, amazing meals from #McDonalds, and the name Addy. Message me to become friends, lovers, adult beverage consumption partners, and maybe more. Ask 4 Sexy Dylan because I'm just a Sexy Dylan.