Dylan Kakert

[Dylan Kakert @DylanKakert]

#guitar

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@dnrcrs What the fuck did I just click on

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@J_Bomia Some stoner leave the oven on?

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Another weird thing to be doing before 7 in the morning today.

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Objectively this is just a strange thing to be doing before 7 am. #GoodMorningTwitterWorld 🤷

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@NikNocturnal

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@dnrcrs Who the fuck is this movie supposed to be for lol

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

fuck around and find out? you mean the two things i do on wikipedia?

[Dylan Kakert @DylanKakert]

@fluumpy90 Imma quit playing and just flip a coin for the same thrills

[Dylan Kakert @DylanKakert]

Someone's gotta say it. And apparently that someone is me.

Propaganda just isn't what it used to be.

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Jimmy performs a tiny song about the new COVID variant, XBB.1.5. #FallonTonight

[Dylan Kakert @DylanKakert]

@rudehorrorpod https://t.co/5JaJYz7jvn

I totally forgot that I started in a short film if that means anything

[Dylan Kakert @DylanKakert]

Say what you will about the Chuck-E-Cheese band but they were out there all over the country, every day, doing multiple shows a day. And I don't think they got the credit they deserved for it.

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@tacobell

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@BaileyMcComas @PatMcAfeeShow Lil Breezy aht there boys. I bet my piss would freeze before it hit the ground.

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@dnrcrs This is how many goals buffalo usually scores over an entire week right?

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@mego_83 Every day I'm thankful I have one of those goddamn things!

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@kanyewest This might be the boldest mash-up in the history of art.

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@dnrcrs

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@dnrcrs Don't tell me to be nice about push pit riffs 🤘