Dylan Kastenson

How would I describe myself? 3 words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable

7/21/19 🙏

[Dylan Kastenson @DylanKastenson_]

10 years
20 steers
A whole lotta sweat
And even a few tears

Thanks to everyone who supported me throughout my time in 4-H and helped me out when I needed it🙏🐮

[Barstool Marquette @MarqStool]

Sloppy basketball all around

[AB @AB84]

Severely emotionally

Unhinged

My brain is crippled

By horniness

[Dylan Kastenson @DylanKastenson_]

@colebeckk Buns

[Dylan Kastenson @DylanKastenson_]

.@joeycable30 #BearDown

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

March 31, 1997: Seven point underdog Arizona (@ArizonaMBB) beats Kentucky in OT for the school’s first National Championship.

[Dylan Kastenson @DylanKastenson_]

@joeycable30 Now hold up just a minute

[Dylan Kastenson @DylanKastenson_]

Tom Brady was never even the greatest athlete on his own team🤦‍♂️

[PFF @PFF]

Is Tom Brady the greatest athlete of all time?

[cableman 💚 @joeycable30]

A new Guitar Hero would fix all my problems right now

[Dylan Kastenson @DylanKastenson_]

“PFF Rank 62 of 85”🤣🤣😭

[NFL @NFL]

"Jamal Adams. I'm the best in the NATION." @Prez

📺: #SEAvsPIT on NBC
📱: NFL app

[Dylan Kastenson @DylanKastenson_]

GB -6
CIN -190
LACvsBAL o51.5
#FanDuelisSWEET

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Good morning beautiful people..

It is another GLORIOUS NFL SUNDAY…

IT’S TIME for another MASSIVE MERCH & 💰 CONTEST

🗣 MUST TWEET #FanDuelisSWEET.. then your 3 favorite picks on the graphic

If all 3 hit, you’ll be autoentered to win

Be a friend, tell a friend

Let’s GOOOO

[Dylan Kastenson @DylanKastenson_]

#FanDuelisDELIGHTFUL
CLE ML
GB -6.5
ARIvsLAR over

[Dylan Kastenson @DylanKastenson_]

Hope everyone got their ticket to the red show

[Dylan Kastenson @DylanKastenson_]

Fuck this bullshit

[Dylan Kastenson @DylanKastenson_]

Everyone say fuck you Jimmy Ward

[Dylan Kastenson @DylanKastenson_]

Don’t worry folks, the Packers got the refs in their back pocket. For fucks sake

[Dylan Kastenson @DylanKastenson_]

Spot the difference

[Dylan Kastenson @DylanKastenson_]

#GoPackGo #DirtyBirds #FanDuelisSWEET

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Good morning beautiful people..

They will tell stories about how bad we beat FD’s ass today..

🗣 LET’S GO BIG

MUST USE #FanDuelisSWEET & let me know which 2 under🐶’s we’re betting TO WIN AHTRIGHT

If both hit you’ll be entered to potentially win some merch & a share of $10K💰

[Dylan Kastenson @DylanKastenson_]

All this cuz this man won a ring @Giannis_An34

[Rally Sports @RallySportsHQ]

If Trevor Lawrence throws 1+ regular season touchdown pass to Tim Tebow this season, we’ll buy every person who likes and retweets this tweet an NFL jersey of their choice.
(Must be following us to claim)

[Dylan Kastenson @DylanKastenson_]

The Greek Freak literally dropped a 50 🍔 2 days ago you gotta be kidding me🙄🙄

[ESPN @espn]

Who you got?

Who's missing? 👀

[Dylan Kastenson @DylanKastenson_]

Lmaooooooooo I know they didn’t put Minnesota at 5 over teams like the Packers and Chiefs

[ESPN @espn]

Which team has the best weapons around the QB? @billbarnwell ranked them 32-1 📝 @ESPNPlus https://t.co/TJ0HCUHqXZ