Dylan Køwalski

[Soup Whore 🍜 @emaluwho]

dO YoU wAnNa DrAw mY tAtToO?

[Dylan Køwalski @DylanKowalski]

people will be fake as fuck and then leave u on read when you call them on it

[Dylan Køwalski @DylanKowalski]

@emaluwho fuckin fag

[Dylan Køwalski @DylanKowalski]

@emaluwho It’s because he LOVES you :,)

[Dylan Køwalski @DylanKowalski]

NOT how you ask a photographer for their time and talent

[Dylan Køwalski @DylanKowalski]

my dad went riding with his buddy boys and took a pic of their bikes in Times Square (I’ve never seen it this empty in my life)

[Dylan Køwalski @DylanKowalski]

The stimulus check is to stimulate the economy u can/should buy whatever u want don’t let the man tell u otherwise (if u needa pay rent tho i suggest u do so)

[RJ @_Rileyjb]

The left one is heavier and no one can tell me otherwise

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Carrie Underwood: “he’s probably buying her fruity little drink ‘cause she can’t shoot whiskey

9 year old me: wow how embarrassing

[Dylan Køwalski @DylanKowalski]

@RachelPeppers Ty i will look into it after work😎

[Dylan Køwalski @DylanKowalski]

“i do not like this content and wish to see nothing further” my inner monologue when i am about to unfollow for the most miniscule reason

[Dylan Køwalski @DylanKowalski]

@RachelPeppers U fuel my fire. The reasons i do not like ur content are not minuscule as mentioned in tweet above. Other than that i don’t really use this app but for some reason get notified when you tweet. It’s a vicious cycle

[Dylan Køwalski @DylanKowalski]

@JeffreeStar ! Winky Lux @WinkyLux

[Dylan Køwalski @DylanKowalski]

If he not ur president it’s not ur $1200 (said what i said)

[Dylan Køwalski @DylanKowalski]

Ya hate to say it but- being a mom is not a personality trait

[Dylan Køwalski @DylanKowalski]

if you hate law enforcement i want you to know; they’ll still show up when your house gets broken into, when you get mugged, or when you get into a serious car accident. In short-go fuck yourself

[Dylan Køwalski @DylanKowalski]

U take out a loan ->u pay it back

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Dylan Køwalski @DylanKowalski]

However if u see me in petsmart mind ur business

[Dylan Køwalski @DylanKowalski]

Not grocery shopping even if national quarantine is passed. Perfect way to start CUTTING SEASON is by starving near death

[Dylan Køwalski @DylanKowalski]

@emaluwho FUCKYEAH