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When they're taking to long to respond and you tell yourself you'll go to sleep even if they text back, but then feel your phone vibrate.

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Guess everyone just forgot about net neutrality lmao

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But... what if we all are on the Truman show?

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Angels sang out an immaculate chorus, down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick that could shatter bones, into the crotch of Indiana Jones.

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Make the gym the hangout spot.

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Are human souls vegan?

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Damn Snapchat really shit the bed with this update

[Tiānmìng enjoyer @mostillusive]

Tom Brady and his son https://t.co/pHpN6GMxms

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Self loathing is soooo in right now

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How many calories does rubbing alcohol contain?

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If you have more than 2 stickers on your car I automatically assume you're a fucking psychopath

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My tweets are honestly just the ranting of a mad man.

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Eat in every sense of the word.

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In all levels expect physical I am a wolf.

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This little blue marble will be mine one day

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I'm going to bring back the underground rave.

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Could you imagine having to explain to your kid that they were brought into this world to prove a point https://t.co/FtSRSn81WA

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Everybody tries so hard to be relatable

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Damn lol

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We need more ugly famous people in the world