Codename: Dutchess

Cape Town Photographer. Observant, Heterosexually Abstinent, Sarcastic. Trained my dog to bite carbs out of my hand.

[Codename: Dutchess @DylanLouw]

If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.

Johannes Brahms

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

Your future self is a stranger you repeatedly betray for meaningless comforts.

[Codename: Dutchess @DylanLouw]

Very dissapointed with the meat thermometer I got from @CheckersSA . Even put it in boiling sugar, and the needle never moved.
Dissapointed.

[Codename: Dutchess @DylanLouw]

"Ketamine is a grey area according to the church"
WHAT!
#momtok

[Codename: Dutchess @DylanLouw]

#TheLastOfUsSeason2 and Catherine O Hara. She's showing us she's more than Moira. Good for you girl! @catherineohara An Icon! That speach about her husband... Tears...

[Codename: Dutchess @DylanLouw]

@jamieoliver is the british version of @ZolaNene .
Homestyle meals, and easy to go to #SundayLunches.

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

WHO IS GUARDING THE DAMN HOTEL?!?? Gaitok is always somewhere other than the damn front entrance! FIRE HIS ASS

[Codename: Dutchess @DylanLouw]

Atom Eve, on the tv show, is essentially the #Invincible universes Krillin. Trying their best, always dying or being injured. She's so much better in the comics.

[Codename: Dutchess @DylanLouw]

To fully heal Mark instantly, allowing him to beat the shit out of already, subtly weakened Conquest. If Mark could have done it out of rage of Eve being hurt, he could have done it before Conquest beat the living shit out of him...
He did it afterwards...

[Codename: Dutchess @DylanLouw]

How about instead of having a whole Sailor Moon suit up, Atom Eve just fixed up Mark. But noooo, she had to go all ATOM and make her boobs bigger... #Invincible

[Codename: Dutchess @DylanLouw]

And before anyone says she can't comtrol.sentient matter, a femur isn't sentient. AND her organic and sentient matter abilities are blocked, unless in a life or death situation.
Therefore, after Conquest basically killed her, and she became ultimate Atom Eve, she had the power

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Oh this demon twink can MULTITASK

[Codename: Dutchess @DylanLouw]

@bulepidr This is every straight guy after a night out, I've ever experienced🤣

[Codename: Dutchess @DylanLouw]

@louwbreytenbach Ag eks so bly jy lyk so gelukkig daai kant!

[Codename: Dutchess @DylanLouw]

@GlamoROUSE93 I mean why now? It worked for Game Of Throne. It was way more explicit in episode 1 there. I find it intriguing to explore. Or would you rather the same old storylines as every other show? Then don't watch White Lotus. #HeFuckedHisUncle

[Codename: Dutchess @DylanLouw]

Laury being an "Independent " seemingly wasn't about Trump. It was her being the in between Laure and Jackyn since they where in school... #whitelotusseason3

[FeFe ☆ @FeFeLaGre]

Insane way to start an episode !! #whitelotusseason3 #WhiteLotus3

[Codename: Dutchess @DylanLouw]

"I'm sure therapy will be ok."
Bitch... Turn off #Casandra that has tried to kill you like 3 times in 2 episodes...

[Codename: Dutchess @DylanLouw]

I just want to know, who hurt Mike White on a boat? Every boatride he writes into the #WhiteLotus goes to absolute shit so quickly🤣

[Codename: Dutchess @DylanLouw]

Did anyone else spot the weird names on the memorial in the new #INVINCIBLESeason3?
"JUST Jason" 🤣
"Warren Fok" - Which is Afrikaans means Fuck
And my personal favourite...
"Glacier Peanut Free" 🤣🤣

[Codename: Dutchess @DylanLouw]

I'm just a man, eating half a cucumber in bed, asking my dog not to judge me.