Dylan Brandt

formerly @Heritage | Colorado native | aspiring coffee shop owner | lover of Mondays, fresh flowers, & smiling

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

@WSJ Why you gotta ruin the one thing we agree on?!

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

On the federal bench, Judge Jackson put her troubling views into action. In every single child porn case for which we can find records, Judge Jackson deviated from the federal sentencing guidelines in favor of child porn offenders

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

@BarbaraKSeigel @GovKathyHochul @CDCgov Is your 3 year old even in school? Completely unreasonable to expect the laws for children ages 5-18 to cater to your 3 year old. Also, do you mask your 3 year old? Amazing that a parent is so willing to sacrifice developmental IQ for political show-boating.

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

@TheCopperknob @johndeguzman @GovKathyHochul @CDCgov N95 masks aren’t approved nor designed for use in children due to their size.

This is a crappy cop-out for the real issue: using children as political pawns, when stats show there is no benefit to masking children and there is huge potential for irreversible developmental harm

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

@SM00Z @JessieShinners @johndeguzman @GovKathyHochul @CDCgov Peanut allergies increased 10x + in the last 2 decades due to parents preventing exposure instead of integrating peanuts into their diets. Read The Coddling of The American Mind (written by left-wing academics!) exposure breeds resilience.

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

@NotHammerNation @KevinG2k20 The current narrative is that “one-way” masking is “extremely effective” despite 2 years of being told otherwise. How are we to know what to believe? We all should be outraged at the politicization of science, because the inconsistencies are mind-boggling and so hard for parents

[Kevin @KevinG2k20]

@johndeguzman @GovKathyHochul @CDCgov So don’t send them to school. Or have them wear masks.

If masks work, they’re safe. If masks don’t work, then y’all admitting you got played.

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

@johndeguzman @GovKathyHochul @CDCgov Rather than punish the majority low-risk population, you should consider homeschooling (and/or supporting school-choice measures which provide you the financing to do so)

And the current standard is that “one-way masking is extremely effective.”

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

@lyndseyfifield Same. Not even sorry.

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

@SpiritAirlines it’s now been more than 8 hours waiting

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

@HealthFirstCO I’ve been on hold with the nurse advice line for over 2.5 hours now. This is absurd considering it’s only 7pm on a weeknight. Please help me and my family.

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

@alfranken @VP @Mike_Pence This tweet only adds to the divisive culture you pretend to hate. Will you say anything about Trump’s specific and pointed denunciation of the violence? Will you go back in time and denounce the violence this summer that you and your colleagues all but endorsed?

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

@mollsballzzz EXCELLENT

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

@mollsballzzz Plz help what is sus

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

@elizabethgray1 Congratulations on another semester down!!!! 🥳

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

Hey DC friends: if you or anyone you know want a stocking stuffer that will potentially get your car vandalized but would look great on your fridge, check out my #flagnets https://t.co/KVobraDc2e

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

I ❤️ being pregnant because I can forbid foods in my home without any argument. Have I always thought canned tuna was the devil? Yes. “Too bad,” they said. But today, with one dirty look from me & a sad but compliant response, I witnessed every can go into the trash. #blessed

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

@ana_r_quintana Thank you!!!!! 👶🏻

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

ICYMI we are having a BABY! Accidentally and serendipitously due on the best day of the year. Thanks for that @ God

[Dylan Brandt @DylanNBrandt]

@lyndseyfifield I will never forget getting a 5lb bag of Swedish fish from IT at Heritage for being one of the top reporters of phishing emails. One of my proudest moments. 🐠