Dylan Phoenix

Working hard placing JavaScript, UI/UX, & Ruby folks remotely at weedmaps so my dogs can get the backyard they deserve

[Dylan Phoenix @DylanPhoenix4]

@kimberloll I would cry if we got to go to this too

[BIG GIGANTIC @BigGigantic]

We’re heading to North Coast Festival this September!!

Giving away 2 weekend GA passes to celebrate!!

To enter, tag a friend on this tweet and the @NGHTMRE tweet

Winners will be announced tomorrow at 5:00 PM PT

Good luck and see you there!! @northcoastfest 🔮🎷

[Dylan Phoenix @DylanPhoenix4]

@BigGigantic @NGHTMRE @northcoastfest @jewunit @DominicLalli @kimberloll

[Dylan Phoenix @DylanPhoenix4]

@kimberloll doing all the things to make sure we win ok

[NGHTMRE @NGHTMRE]

We’re heading to North Coast Festival this September!!

Giving away 2 weekend GA passes to celebrate!!

To enter, tag a friend on this tweet & the @BigGigantic tweet

Winners will be announced tomorrow at 5:00 PM PT

Good luck and see you there!! @northcoastfest

🔮🎷

[Dylan Phoenix @DylanPhoenix4]

@NGHTMRE @BigGigantic @northcoastfest @kimberloll

[Dylan Phoenix @DylanPhoenix4]

Who in their right mind is paying $400 to hang out in AC. When did punk sell out 😩 @paramore

[Adjacent Festival @AdjacentAC]

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[Dylan Phoenix @DylanPhoenix4]

@Sethrogen made his career being a poor, stinky stoner on tv. And when he finally makes his smoking accessories, they aren’t affordable to anyone but the upper class. Make it make sense, Seth

[Dylan Phoenix @DylanPhoenix4]

Bought my @findingfletcher ticket for November in Denver, because how else do you meet girls when you move

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Me: “I’d like a raise.”
Employer: “Nope.”
Me: “I’m quitting to go work elsewhere, I’ve already accepted the role.”
Employer: “Whoa! Hang on! Here’s a big raise, please stay.”

If I accept the counter, how do I not set my reputation on fire? I’m not seeing it.

[Dylan Phoenix @DylanPhoenix4]

Engineers who are mean to recruiters for just doing their jobs:

[Dylan Phoenix @DylanPhoenix4]

Designers - why you apply for my roles & then forget to put your portfolio or password on your resume. Plz help me to help you

[Dylan Phoenix @DylanPhoenix4]

Your LinkedIn just has to be searchable, not exact

[Dylan Phoenix @DylanPhoenix4]

Ok I get that engineers hate recruiter spam (because who doesn’t) but if everyone could kindly update your LinkedIn so we actually know what tech you use, that would be so kind

[Dylan Phoenix @DylanPhoenix4]

As a recruiter I don’t enjoy scrolling through pages and pages of people. So please save me the effort of guesstimating what tech you used based on how many endorsements you have

[Yahoo Finance @YahooFinance]

.@WeedMaps CEO @ChrisBeals on the cannabis industry: "I think a number of suppliers were really expecting the number of licenses this year to be higher than they actually were. The end result of that was you have this sort of supply glut that I think is very temporal in nature."

[Dylan Phoenix @DylanPhoenix4]

“UX/UI designer is the ideal background we’re looking for” 🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Wolfgang Bremer @WolfgangBremer]

UI vs. UX something I’m sure 😬

#UXwow

[Dylan Phoenix @DylanPhoenix4]

@bigolewannabe @geeksam My bar for humor is low but the pun quality is level 420 :)

[Dylan Phoenix @DylanPhoenix4]

@geeksam you toke my breath away, and now I have a case of the reefer gladness after your response! I think weed be good together but I appreciate that the year has caused some blunt trauma, so I’ll keep an eye out for any reef-erals :)

[Dylan Phoenix @DylanPhoenix4]

We have a high bar for humor over here so if you have the same infusiasm feel free to reach out :)

[Weedmaps @weedmaps]

@geeksam We love all the puns! 😂👏

[leoˣ @ctrlgrlz]

this is the only live action corpse bride cast i will accept