Dylan Pinches

Occasionally funny, poor at writing biographies. The one with the weird accent. Also the kinder bar kid

[Dylan Pinches @DylanPinches]

Chris Evans’ evil twin

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this guy walking around yelling “two gendas” like he’s selling hot dogs and water outside of a sporting event

[Dylan Pinches @DylanPinches]

Already ugly crying to the chord progression alone x

[Adele @Adele]

Easy On Me - October 15

[Dylan Pinches @DylanPinches]

The PR team for soap rn

[Dylan Pinches @DylanPinches]

Thinking bout the Johnson & Johnson PR team - they’re really out here fighting for their lives right now

[Dylan Pinches @DylanPinches]

Live view on Meghan sending her condolences to the Queen: https://t.co/3nMmV372An

[Dylan Pinches @DylanPinches]

@cxrnage @MikAlexH @pocparker I’ll take three

[Dylan Pinches @DylanPinches]

Why is this picture clearer than my vision

[We Are Tennis @WeAreTennis]

The Nadal machine is on!

Rafa already leads 2 sets 0 6-3 6-2 vs Stefanos Tsitsipas #AusOpen

[Dylan Pinches @DylanPinches]

@pocparker

[Dylan Pinches @DylanPinches]

BREAKING: The dolls from It’s a Small World have unionized

[karla @milkshook]

it’s terrorism but nobody wants to call it that because they’re white

[Seb Dance @SebDance]

When the dust settles we need to have a serious conversation about how we equip people with the critical analytical skills they need in an increasingly online world. Sifting fact from friction must be everyone’s core skill.

[Dylan Pinches @DylanPinches]

Not sure how to describe this but has anyone else ever been breathing through their nose real deeply and the air is ... spicy?

[rachel yara @bugposting]

i would 100% die for any of my friends but i will never text them back

[Dylan Pinches @DylanPinches]

Tag yourself - I’m Hamantha

[Nāsha💜 @oSoNasha]

Why are these so funny 😭😭😭😭

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

1/ ALRIGHT Y'ALL. ELECTION FRAUD DEBUNKING MEGA THREAD. I’m following claims of fraud and looking into them. I think I’ve solved most now. Nothing is holding up under any scrutiny so far so I’m making a thread to track in one place. Please RT! #ElectionResults2020 #Election2020

[Dylan Pinches @DylanPinches]

BREAKING: White House is searching for a wig to put on Donald Trump so he can sing this thing out

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Joe Biden takes the lead in Pennsylvania by 5,587 votes

Biden - 3,295,304
Trump. - 3,289,717

[Dylan Pinches @DylanPinches]

This is an actual, honest to God, elected official - sharing the kind of "glorious leader" mock-up painting that your vaguely racist baby boomer uncle would share on his facebook page

[Paul Gosar @DrPaulGosar]

This is the winner of the 2020 election. Do not let the leftists cheat, lie and steal this from us. We saw the Election Day numbers.
#ElectionResults2020
#AmericaElection #Maga

[Dylan Pinches @DylanPinches]

This is giving me Doodle Bob vibes

[Dylan Pinches @DylanPinches]

Interesting that the judicial activism that conservatives hold in such contempt is totally fine when it’s them trying to overturn decisions of prior courts that affirmed constitutional guarantee for civil liberties that they’re still ideologically bitter about. Stare decisis who?

[Tom Cotton @TomCottonAR]

It's time for Roe v. Wade to go.