Dylan Porcaro

Kutztown university

[nick”nickfrxsty”frxsty @NickFrxstY]

help me out 🙏🏼

@MichelobULTRA

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@Gking0512 Steve Irwin was my guy and that stingray mucked him...R.I.P

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I will burn @RobinhoodApp to the ground if they shut down free market trading.

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I am all of a sudden at the age where dr scholls inserts intrigue me.

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I wanted to much from you so now I have to force myself to close the door

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Pro tip: don’t try to negotiate price over text...People will get offended by your offer and tell you to piss off.

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I’m the type of person that’ll send the same vibes that you give off. So if I’m sending bad ones just know you gave em first.

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@nickivsworld My plans are now cancelled.

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I would fuck up a famous bowl from KFC right now.

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KFC fries have stolen the show. 10/10

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@samrcartagena Sometimes they’re better than the first time cooked.

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People acting different now huh

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It ain’t real until you understand that I’ll make it to the destination 10 min before the gps says we’ll get there.

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@bobbyXbitch @jimmygalioto

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@KutztownU since sports are cancelled for the fall, I wanna see the fairgrounds in action during the semester.

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@bobbyXbitch Dehydrated

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@KutzBarstool I still think the Arby’s is to close for comfort and needs to go.

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@samrcartagena 👎🏼

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You really thought I was gonna fall for that huh? 😂😂😂