Dylan Reed

Probably not as funny as I think I am.

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[Papa León XIV @Pontifex_es]

Cientos de millones de personas en todo el planeta viven sumidas en la pobreza extrema. Y, sin embargo, existen riquezas desproporcionadas que permanecen en manos de unos pocos. Es una situación injusta ante la que no podemos dejar de interrogarnos y de comprometernos para cambiar las cosas. En la base de la desigualdad no hay una falta de recursos, sino la necesidad de afrontar problemas solucionables relativos a una distribución más justa, que debe llevarse a cabo con sentido moral y honestidad.

[Papa León XIV @Pontifex_es]

Dios no bendice ningún conflicto. Quien es discípulo de Cristo, príncipe de la paz, nunca se pone del lado de quienes ayer empuñaban la espada y hoy lanzan bombas. No serán las acciones militares las que creen espacios de libertad o tiempos de #paz, sino solo la promoción paciente de la convivencia y del diálogo entre los pueblos.

[Federal Reserve @federalreserve]

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: https://t.co/5dfrkByGyX

[Dylan Reed @DylanReed_]

@Srirachachau I’ve always felt Grimace and Mayor McCheese had a real Stannis/Onion Knight relationship, so this makes sense

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

They should do a parody of "poker face " called "Joker Face " RT if you agree

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

GIVEAWAY in honor of the 50th anniversary of the original publication of CARRIE, I’m giving away this gorgeous special edition next weekend to one random winner. Just have to Follow and Retweet to be eligible. Good luck!

[Dylan Reed @DylanReed_]

@Srirachachau Hell Yaddle, man.

[Dylan Reed @DylanReed_]

@AnneComics Heard there’s a special Mist she uses 🤔

[Ashley|TheBatFamily 🦇 @TheBat_Family]

Interrupt Darkseid himself with a "DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?" knowing full well he's probably about to die. The balls on this man.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

THE MATRIX was released 24 years ago today. One of the most iconic and groundbreaking movies of its generation, the making of story is a fascinating one.

A THREAD
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[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY — on Friday, Dec 23, I will give away a signed Stephen King book to one lucky random winner. I’ll also give away a $100 Cemetery Dance gift card to five random runner-ups. Just Follow and RT this post to be eligible. Good luck everyone!

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

GIVEAWAY TIME: This weekend I will pick one random winner to receive this traycased and illustrated Artist’s Edition of Stephen King’s CARRIE. Long sold out, this production is a thing of beauty. Just need to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck!

[Alamo Drafthouse @alamodrafthouse]

Want to win an official #DUNE movie poster signed by the one, the only, Denis Villeneuve?

Of course you do.

All you have to do is retweet this tweet and you'll be entered to win. Contest closes on 10/26. Good luck!

[False Knees @FalseKnees]

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[Dylan Reed @DylanReed_]

@bedeliaamelia_ Excited to see what your funny idea is gonna be this month!

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

wearing my mask in the drive thru so the cashier knows i’m a leftist

[George Park @georgeparkart]

Modern au

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Community Of Losers Comes Together To Clean Graffiti Off Multinational Banking Conglomerate https://t.co/eUC3TCM1vq