Dylan Roth

I run on coffee and conversation. I do music. I co-host a comedy podcast. I overthink things. Subscribe, if you dare:

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

One day they're gonna find out that gum causes cancer and I'm gonna be so screwed

[Stellaris @StellarisGame]

Ok. *That* is fantastic. :D https://t.co/fWmKjFJQLd

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

Thank you @feministabulous and @HithaHerzog for your diverse, firm, and understanding conversations. You are bringing people to the table!

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

@wannabe_chemist @worstpodever @dswish2 WE'RE BUSY OKAY

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

@AskLyft @lyftnashville considering driving, found out the driver bonus is different for each city. Is there a site comparing the city data?

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

@AngieMarieGo @dswish2 yup yup yup.

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

@AppleSupport checked the site on both Chrome and Safari, but it said that there aren't any locations in the US at all. Is that correct?

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

@AppleSupport Trying to find an Apple Authorized Training Center near me, but your site says there aren't any? Help! https://t.co/HdLn3uZMUa

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

*in Ray Romano voice* Debrahhhhh? Where is my super suit?

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

@burkec729 I mean, you're not wrong. I'm like if David and Theresa Roth shared joint custody with J.D. from Scrubs.

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

"What, you bought one-ply AGAIN?" - Dylan Roth

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

"Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable." - Banksy

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

It's kind of just a rehash of old soul and R&B. An amazing one, don't get me wrong. But a rehash nonetheless.

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

There are some moments that are absolutely transcendent, but at the same time I'm not sure there's anything truly creative happening.

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

I have a weird relationship with Childish Gambino's new album. Like, I'm totally in awe of it, but at the same time I find it forgettable.

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

@DrOlivr I wish I could favorite this a million times.

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

Christmas jazz music is the literal best, FIGHT ME IF U DON'T AGREE

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

.@DrOlivr NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

.@DylanRoth1 so this is what it feels like to be successful

[Dylan Roth @DylanRoth1]

I hiccuped out of nowhere and the woman next to me in line at Starbucks called it "the cutest thing [she had] ever heard." I've arrived.