Dylan

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

wishing i was here rn

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

You’re not clocking up what I’m bootsing down #HappyPride

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

Tour group in the dining hall = day ruined

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

Wishing i was here rn (pt.2)

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

I FREAKING LOVE NILLA WAFERS 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

ChatGPT users make me angry and just know I view you as inferior

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

I think college has made me a slight germophobe 🫥

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

SEPTEMBER IS ALREADY ALMOST OVER WTF

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

@ninasfriedrice Ahhhh so the truth comes out

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

Ik I haven’t done my lessons in a while… BUT OMG WTF IS THIS

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

I would do anything to be in the ocean right now

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

So many names being told, so few names being remembered 😔

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

Can’t eat solid foods bc I got my wisdom teeth removed, good luck finding my waist 😌🤷‍♂️✨

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

Omg???

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

I believe we should all take this to heart a little more 😌

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

I can’t trust anyone who’s an only child

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

@ninasfriedrice @SabrinaAnnLynn Rare Nina twitter spotting 😱

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

I’ve never heard something as UNFUNNY as “what’s up brother☝️”

[ninaboo2 @ninasfriedrice]

So bunk in lieu of boof?

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

She Jiffy on my Lube till she tired 🛞⛽️

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

What’s better:
going into a cool building when it’s hot outside
or a warm building when it’s cold outside