dylan

rare

[dylan @DylanSiemen]

@jimmyjohns @anniiikkkkaaa

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

Society yearns for a weekly HBO show we can all rally around

[Die Chance @DieChanc3]

Blaming yourself for a loss is the most narcissistic thing you can do

“I should’ve rotated”
“I should’ve kept farming”
“I could’ve killed there”

You’re NOT the main character

Grow up, be mature, and start blaming your teammates

[joe @spinningjoe]

[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed?

[domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life

[joe rogan] wow

[dylan @DylanSiemen]

i fuckin’ love my WIFE

[dylan @DylanSiemen]

i fuckin’ love my girlfriend

[KibryHouse🏳️‍⚧️🐌🔜 RIPTIDE 🌊 @KibryHouse]

Eek!!! The zombies are on our lawn! How will i get enough sun to plant my defenses?!

The humble Sunflower:

[thomas @nnepenthes]

she really chopped it up with everyone

[suboptimal rotation @zeroparse]

In the stripped club. Straight up 'Zorking it'. And by 'it', haha, well. Let's just say. My undersea cable.

[She/Her Ohtani @Lizzie_Baseball]

"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about steely dan everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all shits about to hit the fan

[brent @murrman5]

"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy

[geo @shadoweave1]

Half Orc Barbarian named Shaquille Bonemeal: Where they going Chuck?

Wood Elf Druid named Charles Barkleaf: Rivington. We not even gonna send they ass to Baldur’s Gate, man

[AJ Schulte @AJSchulteFB]

John Lynch told me the substation keeps eating his wide receivers so I asked how many wide receivers he has and he said he just signs a free agent afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding wide receivers to the substation and then Kyle Shanahan started crying

[Jake @313Hockey]

Watched The Odyssey this weekend. I don’t understand how this took 10 years

[amanda🔫🔻 @semperrgumby]

if not for woke, christopher nolan could’ve made a truly faithful odyssey adaptation by keeping matt damon as odysseus but replacing every other actor with muppets…excluding perhaps robert pattinson who already has a mischievous muppet aura and a pure heart