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Life is too short to be mean. | BYU Math | nrm 🇹🇴

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I will not play with your feelings. I am too busy playing with my Tech Decks.

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If anyone is looking for an awesome podcast to get them started on Machine Learning, this is it! I have listened to it all twice, and I very much enjoy it!

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@tarheelinavy @syracoug @larrymcarr @CBBonFOX @UNC_Basketball @BYUbasketball Well, I am from North Carolina and I am willing to testify that there are a good number of cousin-humpers out there.

[Weird Science @weird_sci]

Haiti-Dominican border. One has environmental protection laws, one doesn't.

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@WTMMP @Jnonn__ Infinity is not a number 😬.

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After looking into the voting of the Championship match-up, it has been determined that @BYUCougars' @byu_cosmo is the 2020 SiriusXM Mascot Bracket Champion. Thanks to all schools and fans that participated!

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Vote for BYU! Who has even heard of WKU???

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SiriusXM Mascot Bracket Championship

#16 @WKUSports vs #16 @BYUCougars

@WKUBigRed #GoTops @byu_cosmo #GoCougs

[Skinny @DylanSkinner99]

If you are in college and still bragging about your High School GPA, you should probably rethink a lot of things.

[Skinny @DylanSkinner99]

@natalieginn You have to keep your options open.

[Skinny @DylanSkinner99]

Hi! Very important question for scientific purposes. What should me and my roommates band name be?

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Dude, frick this ENTIRE proofs class.

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@rustcaptain_x @drMi Somewhat. 6sqft references area (base x width), but diagonally would be c^2.

[Skinny @DylanSkinner99]

You know what is worse than the Coronavirus? Dishes in the sink.

[Skinny @DylanSkinner99]

My roommate proposed to his girlfriend tonight, and I accidentally ruined it by choking on a marshmallow.

[Skinny @DylanSkinner99]

Since we are all quarantined, I think that this is the best time for everyone to learn how to fold a fitted sheet.

[Russell M. Nelson @NelsonRussellM]

My dear friends, our Heavenly Father and His Son Jesus Christ know us, love us, and are watching over us. Of that we can be certain.

These unique challenges will pass in due time. I remain optimistic for the future.

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[Skinny @DylanSkinner99]

I know that the world is crazy right now, but I also know that “Wherefore, whoso believeth in God might with surety hope for a better world...” (Ether 12:4, the Book of Mormon). We can have faith in God, and that everything is going to be okay! 🤙🏼

[Skinny @DylanSkinner99]

I have a theory that if everyone plays Two Princes by Spin Doctors at the exact same time, the vibes in the world will be so good that the coronavirus will simply disappear.

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The reason the coronavirus is happening is because you fools are not recycling.

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The dumpsters behind 711’s are spawn points for crackheads.