Dylan Sleeper

Kind of ready to start making something of myself, and doing that by helping others. he/him

[Dylan Sleeper @DylanSleeper]

One of the reasons I want to become a senator/representative:

Even though this is the UN, they US is absolutely littered with laws that are the same. They do not address the core of the issues, they disproportionately affect the poorer classes, and widen the massive wealth gap.

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

this response could shut down 90% of discourse on this app

[Gnoc @Gnoc290438]

@hannahwithfur this has been talked about extensively you're just 21

[Jess @_GamerBabeJess]

Mexico vs. England

FUCK YOUR BAKED BEANS.
FUCK YOUR BEANS AND TOAST.
FUCK YOUR TUNA BAKED POTATOES.

WE RIDE AT DAWN CABRONES 🇲🇽

[Dylan Sleeper @DylanSleeper]

You could tell me Freddy straight up works at a McDonald’s in Giessen and I’d 100% believe you

[Iliftfordoughnuts @AndriaDont99498]

I just need to know what Freddy from Germany does for work to be able to afford a month vacation in a foreign country with multiple flights and rental cars.

[dom von der holy crusade on ai @dom_vom_gym]

Leo the call is yours

[Dylan Sleeper @DylanSleeper]

Does this work with the homies too

[doll @keepcryingtome]

u can lowkey get anything you want from ur guy friends if u put ur feet on their lap and rub their bulge while asking

[Natalie @FalcoNat38]

ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

First loss since April 23 for the Knicks. Everything that musty bitch touches with his sausage fingers turns to shit.

[Dylan Sleeper @DylanSleeper]

@TheWerdup @VeeEmYou Of all the reasons given in the replies, this is by far my favorite. Just wanted to give you your flowers for an A+ joke 💐

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

The Stephen A. Smith Show on 710 ESPN LA comes on 9-11 pm Tonight. We will NOT discuss Kobe Bryant. We will, however, discuss the homosexual

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

gateway drug. before you know it you'll be smoking pipe dreams and shooting up shoulda woulda coulda

[Dylan Sleeper @DylanSleeper]

@deloisivete The people yearn for passion on Labor Day weekend

[Sree Harsha @AapathBandhava]

Me every time someone I dont even know beats a deadly disease

[Dylan Sleeper @DylanSleeper]

If you walked around with a shirt that just said “Certified Eater” would it fall into the same category as any other sexual graphic tee (ie “FBI: Female Body Inspector”) that makes most women go ew or would that actually create some level of intrigue

[Dylan Sleeper @DylanSleeper]

An extension of Achilles’ heel, all characters are assumed immortal until any proof of weakness is shown. Even the slightest scratch or “ow” could be conveyed as weakness. If they have never been hurt, we can assume it’s because it’s impossible.

[Dylan Sleeper @DylanSleeper]

Everyone argues characters for strength, but I like this. Call it something like the “Achilles’ proof of weakness theory”