dylan

The unofficial parody account of the fake Dylan Stratton.

[dylan @DylanStratton]

Poor Jason Bean started his season as the Kings QB, went 0-3, got benched, traded to the Defenders, got beat by the Kings back to back weeks of the regular season, then got injured and lost to Kings again in the championship game…..brutal year. I bet he hates Louisville so much.

[dylan @DylanStratton]

Kings die hards!!!

[dylan @DylanStratton]

LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Louisville Kings @UFLKings]

KINGS TAKE THE CROWN 👑

Proud to be the 2026 United Bowl CHAMPIONS!

[dylan @DylanStratton]

@KicksFinder Did anyone lose?

[dylan @DylanStratton]

@Shipp_ll Rent free🦅

[dylan @DylanStratton]

Wow. That was wild.

[dylan @DylanStratton]

We need him @Eagles

[United Football League @TheUFL]

HISTORY MADE 🔥

Tanner Brown's 63 and 61 yard field goals vs Orlando mark the first time a professional kicker has made TWO @dynastyFP 60+ yard field goals in a single game!

[dylan @DylanStratton]

Keep it simple.

[dylan @DylanStratton]

LES GO @UFLKings

[ESPN @espn]

The Louisville Kings are headed to the United Bowl in their first-ever season 👏

Can they capture the UFL title? 👀

[dylan @DylanStratton]

KINGS GOING TO THE BOWL!!!

[dylan @DylanStratton]

Hell of a start for the Kings!

[dylan @DylanStratton]

@Ballard3C Definitely just hoping for the best!

[dylan @DylanStratton]

Okay Pope making me eat my words and I’m glad to see it

[Dylan @BigBlueDylan]

NEW: 2027 5⭐️ G/F Ryan Hampton has committed to Kentucky! @ryhamp14

Coach Pope locks down a big time prospect as his first commitment in the 2027 Class!

Comments from Ryan after he committed 👇🏻

"I chose Kentucky because of Coach Pope and coach Williams, They showed me a vision and play for me to reach my ultimate dreams and goals. They will challenge me to be the best I can be on and off the court."

"Let's be honest, coach Mo Williams helped close the deal. He's been a friend of my dad for a long time and so my family has trust in him. Coach Pope didn't sugarcoat anything. Nothing is ever given at Kentucky, they are held to a higher standard and the bright lights are always on."

"I'm ready for the challenge," said Hampton. "It feels like home so why not. I'm a top prospect and I truly believe I will thrive at a top school. It's been a long journey to get to this point, I thank my family and I thank God. The best is yet to come."

#BBN #KentuckyBasketball

[dylan @DylanStratton]

@Ballard3C At this point I’d rather have another coach too but I can’t fully cheer against them.

[🦅 @EaglesOwnYou]

AJ Brown 2025 sell job/sabotage/diva compilation

[dylan @DylanStratton]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[dylan @DylanStratton]

Does he not realize you can literally look up that he missed more than 1 game???? All AJ Clown does is lie.

[Patriots on CLNS @PatriotsCLNS]

A.J. Brown, when asked about his knee:

"No injury. Nothing to worry about."

"Maybe in what, four years? I've missed one game from a shot to the knee, so that's nothing to worry about. I'm good. I'm ready to go."
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@CLNSMedia

[dylan @DylanStratton]

Facts!

[Mansa Simba @mansasimba]

I wanna buy this lady a Starbucks macchiato!!!
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯

[dylan @DylanStratton]

Facts! Man sabotaged the team

[Mansa Simba @mansasimba]

I wanna buy this lady a Starbucks macchiato!!!
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯

[dylan @DylanStratton]

I was trying to be cool about AJ leaving but F him if he’s gonna keep taking subtle jabs at the Eagles…..he’s AJ Clown now