Dylan Tanous

Writer: Big screen. Small screen. Phone screen.

[Dylan Tanous @DylanTanous]

@FrasierContempo Unbelievable, man. Haha

[Dylan Tanous @DylanTanous]

I turned around and was face-to-face with a nearly 90-year-old woman wearing a fruit basket on her head and chiquita banana lady costume. She cocked an eyebrow and stared me down.

The Crown featuring Ruth Popper https://t.co/NzxhjXdahG
#ClorisLeachman

[Dylan Tanous @DylanTanous]

Join @ramy & the Middle-Eastern Writers Committee. RSVP! LINK: https://t.co/YtLaeOV1uL! #HireMe
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@brittsarkisian
@wgawest

[Dylan Tanous @DylanTanous]

@JoeCristalli Classic Ellis Island. Arrival a Patella leave a Kneebone

[Dave Holstein @yodaveholstein]

I couldn’t be prouder of the work we did on @shokidding.

I got to wake up every day and get paid to be as ambitious and creative as possible.

I got to write for legends.

I got to eat fish dinner at the Golden Globes.

I may have woken up but you can never take away the dream.

[Zee Khan @ZeeKhanLV]

Wear gloves to the store, they said.

#SocialDistance #Covid #PPE

[Dave Holstein @yodaveholstein]

BREAKING: FREE SHOWTIME!!!!!

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

WHERE ARE THE TEST KITS LEBOWSKI

WHERE ARE THE TEST KITS SHIT HEAAAADDDDD

[Dylan Tanous @DylanTanous]

Now that I have a son who always falls asleep in the car I have a legitimate excuse to arrive at my destination and sit there on my phone for 20 minutes. Wild

[Dave Holstein @yodaveholstein]

Now that ALL of Season 2 of @SHOKidding is FINALLY available PLEASE GO BINGE IT!!

OR watch it again! You might notice little details, like for instance the one in the final frame of the finale...

[Dave Holstein @yodaveholstein]

“If you have yet to give the show a try, it’s never too late to delve into the dark, imaginative world of Puppet Time.”

Season finale of @SHOKidding tonight!!!

https://t.co/GvN91MQxxu

[Dylan Tanous @DylanTanous]

This Sunday, I hope that you too will be using a 30-day free trial to watch the last two episodes of the season. Because they’re fantastic. And, honestly the important part, I wrote one of them!

[Dave Holstein @yodaveholstein]

First review of season 2 and it is B-E-A-UTIFUL @JimCarrey

[Dylan Tanous @DylanTanous]

Season 2 is really great. If you watch it you’ll see my name in the credits for longer than my usual blink-of-an-eye billing because I wrote the ninth episode with @yodaveholstein!

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It Started with Succulents https://t.co/sL8iE4rY47

[Dylan Tanous @DylanTanous]

Surprised more ppl haven’t mentioned that there are 48 hours on Spotify of Joseph Campbell’s chair creaking

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Me, a Would-Be Arborist https://t.co/EIwgftsqOU

[Dylan Tanous @DylanTanous]

Holding my 10 month old as we looked up at the full moon I realized I’d washed his hair with the dog’s shampoo

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ending an email with "warmly" is a great way to freak me out

[Dylan Tanous @DylanTanous]

@Htanous Imagine being the guy in net. Save the shot at your own risk. https://t.co/64SCmTEB19

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Is Vladimir Putin the greatest hockey player ever? Some would say yes