Dylan Thompson

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

This was the scene on every hole I played when Gilmore was on tour.

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

@reidygirl5 Still edible if you’re in a pinch

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

Seems like a logical move for a dude that likes to watch girls study.

[ESPN @espn]

27 years ago, Bulgaria's Viktor Krum made the controversial decision to catch the Snitch and end the Quidditch World Cup final on his own terms 🧹

The finish gave the victory to Ireland, 170-160.

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

Finally got a new phone that doesn’t have a home button and holy smokes I’m lost.. tapping the screen like Morse code.

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

First/last place in the family derby pool in this photo. Winner shit his pants as it happened... I won’t be offended if you think it’s me.

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

I remember a time when someone down the street could turn their Tv on and my parents would wake up.. now, a dump truck could roll through the living room and they wouldn’t budge.. must be nice

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

I know deep down my mom misses my friends drunk sleeping in the basement after a party, now it’s just disappointment when she comes down the stairs and it’s me alone hungover as F.

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

Restarted both The Office and Parks and Rec in the same day.. mistakes were made

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

Let others and yourself know.. #BellLetsTalk

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

Knowing what I know now, Cookies and milk was a terrible idea for ‘Santa’... Maybe I would have got that puppy in ‘99 if it were a rum and coke.. I’ll do better this year

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

RT if you had one

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

Every time I feel like I’ve grown up I drink like a pirate and feel like shit for 3 days

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

I love having allergies this time of year, gives me something else to complain about other than my usual nonsense

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

The worst break up of my life hasn’t made me feel as low as I do now coming in 2nd at the golf tournament I look forward to for the entire year. 😔

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

I thought I was having a good Friday until I passed a guy going 40 in an 80 and he was clearly getting road cone.. cheers

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

Is there a diagnosis for having a crush on every lead actress in the TV series you’re watching? Week to week I binge watch and my emotional stability is shot

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

Just got caught dancing around with headphones on at work.. had to lie and say it was house music. It was actually Billie Eilish.. one day people will understand

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

I swear if I stay up all night one more time down the YouTube rabbit hole I will put myself on internet timeout for a month.

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

I haven’t got tagged in one chain Instagram or Facebook challenge and I couldn’t be happier. No I don’t have any cool throwback photos and no I can’t do 10 push-ups.

[Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0]

I really hope retiring means Blue III riding off into the sunset for another 3-5 years (give or take) and does not mean he’s kicking the bucket

[ESPN @espn]

Next pup up at Butler!

Blue IV, who will replace retiring Blue III, was introduced on Friday and he is adorable 🐶