Dylan Weiss

He/Him Chronic Yankees/Jets Fan

[Dylan Weiss @DylanVVeiss]

This is fucking ridiculous GW

[Dylan Weiss @DylanVVeiss]

No fucking way I’m seeing this at Target

[Dylan Weiss @DylanVVeiss]

@RJP_RAR Agreed

[Dylan Weiss @DylanVVeiss]

A view from my fantasy league draft
The team that drafted Misiorowski is run by someone who doesn’t check the app🥀

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

Jacob Misiorowski's last 7 starts:

6.0 IP, 0 ER, 11 Ks
7.0 IP, 0 ER, 10 Ks
6.0 IP, 0 ER, 8 Ks
7.0 IP, 1 ER, 12 Ks
7.0 IP, 0 ER, 8 Ks
7.0 IP, 0 ER, 8 Ks
9.0 IP, 0 ER, 15 Ks

ABSURD

[Dylan Weiss @DylanVVeiss]

@RJP_RAR Surely

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

GOOD MORNING, YOUR KNICKS COMPLETED THE LARGEST COMEBACK IN FINALS HISTORY LAST NIGHT

[👎🏾 @01Camron]

Doesn’t start aura gambling until he’s up 30 and still ends up getting embarrassed in the end LMFAOOOOOOO

[Dylan Weiss @DylanVVeiss]

@KD_RAR @FriedFanatic2 You are afraid of the DavGOAT

[Champion Daniel @baseddaniel]

Nobody thinks you’re a villain, we think you’re a bitch

[Dylan @feelbadjazz]

crying

[sausage nico @liveatjapnn]

I DON'T CARE BRO SOMEONE RECORD THAT SHIT

[River Ave Radio @RiverAveRadio]

Continuing this bit from our pod account…

Through 6/1

Soto (2024): 60 G, 183 wRC+, 15 HR, 50 RBI, 14.7% BB%, 1.002 OPS

Rice (2026): 54 G, 188 wRC+, 17 HR, 44 RBI, 12.7% BB%, 1.056 OPS

SUPER. STAR.

[Dylan Weiss @DylanVVeiss]

Stage one of the plan is complete

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Ok here’s the plan:
—win the lottery for Phoebe Bridgers tickets
—find a ceiling panel or crawlspace in which I can live undetected for four days
—$1 Knicks Finals ticket

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Ok here’s the plan:
—win the lottery for Phoebe Bridgers tickets
—find a ceiling panel or crawlspace in which I can live undetected for four days
—$1 Knicks Finals ticket

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Finally, the anti-bedtime left has a champion in office

[River Ave Radio @RiverAveRadio]

Discussing a potential trade for Tarik Skubal and the playoff implications

#yankees

[Dylan Weiss @DylanVVeiss]

@RiverAveRadio

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A council is considering erecting a tiny statue honouring the mosquito believed to have infected historical figure Oliver Cromwell with malaria

Irish councillor Oliver Moran wants the monument to become "the world's smallest public statue"

[Jab 🍉 @jab50yen]

Youtube poop sentence

[Dylan Weiss @DylanVVeiss]

@gimmbie13 No disrespect to them I’m sure they are a great employer lmao

[Dylan Weiss @DylanVVeiss]

I have a college degree and the job market is incredible🫠