Dylan C. Wack

great legs, okay personality | he/him/his

[Dylan C. Wack @DylanWack]

Sexiest four words in all of human history?

“Ninety minutes, no intermission.”

[Dylan C. Wack @DylanWack]

i love cubs baseball and crying in public

[Dylan C. Wack @DylanWack]

i have to download an entire hooked on phonics lesson each time i send a text that includes the words breath/breathe

[Dylan C. Wack @DylanWack]

the 2026 box of marlboro reds is within minutes of being purchased

[Dylan C. Wack @DylanWack]

been doing a lot of really good crying recently

[Dylan C. Wack @DylanWack]

chicago, the woman you are

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put me in a minimum security prison before you put me in another goddamned group text

[Dylan C. Wack @DylanWack]

a game of tag would fix me

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Dansby's first walk-off as a Cub. ✅

[Dylan C. Wack @DylanWack]

white boy on the red line with infinite jest cracked open to the first thirty pages, where is he getting off this train and why is it belmont

[Dylan C. Wack @DylanWack]

people keep coming back for my endless charm and wit

[Dylan C. Wack @DylanWack]

it’s gonna be a donna summer

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it’s haim weather in chicago

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if pope leo excommunicates jd vance i will convert and become america’s most enthusiastic and empirically worst catholic

[Dylan C. Wack @DylanWack]

i wish someone would hold me the way the red line keeps holding between stations

[JT @jiratickets]

it's 70 degrees and sunny in chicago

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millers high life

[kristina v. saint @kristinatastic]

I've been working on this important list for a couple of years now. What am I missing?

[Dylan C. Wack @DylanWack]

i fear we are barreling towards an earnest cultural resurgence of the macarena

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having the ELECTRIC experience of explaining to one of my friends that harry styles is not nonbinary, he just dresses poorly

[Dylan C. Wack @DylanWack]

she chek on my hov till i gun

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found a reason to live (listening to donna summer on the bus)