Dylan Wingnean

I'll follow back :D

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Chuck Norris can have a conversation without saying a word

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94% of teenagers drink alcohol and do drugs. RETWEET if you like Apple Juice.

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My brain is 80% of song lyrics

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Keen for holiday!!!

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3 Exams left!!

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Exams. . . . . . . . .

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"@freakingsarcasm: You only live once. LOL JK, I'M A CAT."

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Fat City Bitch. Fat Fat City Bitch Ten Ten Doughnuts and a Twinkie Bitch. VIP Micky D's No Guest List.

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"@autocorrects: Name your iPod 'Titanic', plug it into the computer, "Titanic is syncing", press cancel, feel like a hero."

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats

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Beat Grey Bloem 2-1!!!

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I love that one kid who asks the teacher 100 questions just to pass time in class

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The hardest job in the world would be working in a bubble wrap factory. Just imagine the self control that is required!

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Morning hockey training now...

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*Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not go anywhere*

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Admit it. Once in your life, you've tried to guess someone's password but failed.

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I take the USB from the computer without safely remove it because I like danger.