DylanDanielle.

Momma to Theo and Quinn . Hairstylist and Owner at The Steel Magnolia Co.

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

Trust your gut, you ain’t trippin.

[devaney clayton @DevaneyC92]

I’m ready to be able to sit on the porch without sweating to death

[DylanDanielle. @Dylan_Danielle]

Being sick af with a 3 month old has to be very close to literal hell.

[DylanDanielle. @Dylan_Danielle]

The audacity of some parents man.

[DylanDanielle. @Dylan_Danielle]

@WhitBertrand4 Let me find out you're going to Lowes again!

[DylanDanielle. @Dylan_Danielle]

Big ick is someone who doesn't change for their wife and kids but wants to go to social media and brag about changing for their new girl. Weird flex dude.

[DylanDanielle. @Dylan_Danielle]

Needed a good laugh today

[DylanDanielle. @Dylan_Danielle]

Today my client was talking about being newly single and she said "I slept with this guy and his peen was literally so small I didn't know what to do and it made me not even want to be a hoe anymore" y'all I can't stop laughing still.

[Ross Soileau @RossSoileau]

Idk how y’all drink so much alcohol EVERYDAY. When I was drinking heavy it wasn’t every day bud I made the days count. No way I could do that days in a row!

[DylanDanielle. @Dylan_Danielle]

To be an adult, a parent at that and going to the bar multiple times a week. Like how? I'm so exhausted I wanted to come home from a fundraiser at 9 pm lastnight 😂

[DylanDanielle. @Dylan_Danielle]

This sleep regression is kicking my ass

[DylanDanielle. @Dylan_Danielle]

Y'all I love my friends. I said "No she's not coming she said fun parties are weird." Immediately....My friend "What's weird is she dresses her kids up to celebrate Easter but doesn't believe in God!"

Me:WOW that's been really bothering you

[DylanDanielle. @Dylan_Danielle]

@bwilbzz That's what my mom said. Whack

[DylanDanielle. @Dylan_Danielle]

I wonder how many people in my graduating class didn't even hear about the class reunion. Typical Moss Bluff shit.

[DylanDanielle. @Dylan_Danielle]

@bwilbzz Mine was last night and I heard about it yesterday lmao.

[DylanDanielle. @Dylan_Danielle]

Reallllly weird flex is a baby daddy wining and dining their girlfriend but not helping their baby momma out financially at all. Y'all wild.

[DylanDanielle. @Dylan_Danielle]

@WhitBertrand4 @rissafrmoffline @RossSoileau I'm Ded!!! Yes dude

[DIVINE🌺 @sheluvyarii]

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

[DylanDanielle. @Dylan_Danielle]

@AllyMillah Ive always told my dogs "Well y'all be lazy and soak in the AC, Imma go work to pay for y'all's boujee way of living!"

[DylanDanielle. @Dylan_Danielle]

@WhitBertrand4 I wanna join