Dylan Dewey

I'm the greatest.

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

@JacobSimmons07 @utedaddy Hahahahaha 4 years later 😂

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

#BanNoonGames

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

@barstoolsports @ZachStoltzfus11 @GamecockWilson

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

It’s fucking game day 🤙

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

I wish I showed how much Jocelyn means to me more, but damn, she really is the best person on this earth.

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

My girlfriend is the best human ever. @jocelynswatson love you more beautiful

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

No one understands how bad I miss the boys on the 4th.

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

Walked from past shem creek to trident tech. New personal record for me

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

Who lives in Charleston going to Myrtle tomorrow?

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

Saturday's are for the boys happens to be on @JSWatson 21st. Ayeee

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Saw a girl textin’ and drivin’, so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her. Can’t believe the nerve of some people. Merica.

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

Checkers being right across the street from my house is the reason I'm fat.

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

Why do we give dead people nicer beds than what we sleep on every night

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

Don't know what I did to deserve all the bad luck in my life. But damn something good can happen to me any time now.

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

If something bad can happen, it's gonna happen to me.

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

Haven't backed my phone up in 40 weeks. Turn it off then turn it back on and 1000 pictures are gone and almost everything is deleted. Why me

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

Can I disappear yet

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

The days keep getting harder and harder

[Dylan Dewey @Dylan_Dewey]

Once again I've fucked everything up and ruined my life. I will never get back what I've lost.