Dylan Johnson

Calgary, AB🇨🇦|Tampa, FL 🌴

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

@GoodLifeFitness please help me! Just realized my membership wasn’t paused this whole time when I’ve been in and out of hospital

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

@Fanatics I just got myself a Bedard Winter Classic jersey. What are the odds I could mail it in to get it signed? I want to frame it and put it next to my MacKinnon signed jersey I have! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

@McDonaldsCanada love when my food and utensils are covered in dirt/looking like they’ve been run over. Guess there is no quality control in 2025?

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

@TELUS have horrible customer service and screw people over

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

@Netflix_CA yall are about to lose so many customers. Not allowing families to share an account is bs. So many other streaming options. Upping prices and doing that in today’s economy is a very dumb business move. #betterchangeit

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

@Trupanion is a scam! They make you pay over $100 a month and don’t cover anything. So much money spent for a pet emergency and they won’t cover it. What’s the point of paying for it?

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

@elonmusk what’s the next crypto we are taking to the moon? 🚀 #cryptocurrencies #Crypto #dogecoin #ElonMusk #Bitcoins

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

@SteveKerr I needed literally half a point and half an assist from @Money23Green and @StephenCurry30 to win $1200 and they got benched with 6 min left 😭😭😭 guess I’m stuck with my broken iPhone 😢 #nba

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

5 more assists from @RealDealBeal23 last night and I would’ve had $1000! 5 MORE! 😭😭😭 guess I’m stuck with my broken iPhone for a while 😥 @WashWizards @russwest44 #nba

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

Decided to buy pizza from @pizzafreshslice last night. Only to find a massive hair in my pizza 😷 I love pizza but that really disgusted me! I’ve never have had that happen to me before! Not sure if I’ll eat there again

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

@Enterprise very disappointed in the service from the Airdrie,Alberta location. Who can I speak with to handle this manner? The manager there was very unhelpful

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

@JTPRICE00ttv @wwwanpaus @BlazedRTs Subbed. And it’s my birthday on December 10th. This would be amazing if I won! 😭

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

This is how life’s going right now!
-Met @KyleForgeard from @nelkboys on Wednesday at a Tim Hortons before work!
-I just won $1,000 from Kyle on his stream tonight!
My birthday is on Dec 10th and Christmas is soon too!
Life is beautiful y’all! FULL SEND BABY! #fullsend #nelk

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

@nelkboys No fucking way. I actually won boys! 1000$! Full Fucking Send!!!!

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

@mikemajlak @joerogan

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

So dope meeting @KyleForgeard today! He’s such a cool dude! Love NELK! Been watching for a long ass time. Been so dope watching them rise! No one can stop the FULL SEND movement! 🙌🏼 #nelk #fullsend #canada #youtube

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

@NICKMERCS out here auditioning for dolphin tale 3 🙌🏼😂 #beststreamer

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

The only reason they allowed fans at the Browns/Bengals game is because they knew that even COVID wouldn’t want to watch Cleveland and Cincinnati play 😂😂 #nfl #thursdaynightfootball #Browns #Bengals #CINvsCLE #NFLTwitter

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

@NICKMERCS you good bro? 😂 the way to the mans heart is through his stomach and this is proof! #goodvibes #streamer #MFAM #mfam #happy #food

[Dylan Johnson @Dylan_Johnson17]

@Browns the teams new name name should be the name Cleveland Generals! I want my credit! #givemethecredit