Dylan Ketch

[Dylan Ketch @Dylan_Ketch]

Some days I just feel like flat, room temp soda

[Dylan Ketch @Dylan_Ketch]

Image if cows were carnivores

[Dylan Ketch @Dylan_Ketch]

@John_Urban42 Thanks brotha!

[Dylan Ketch @Dylan_Ketch]

@SetheeBoii I keep 40

[Dylan Ketch @Dylan_Ketch]

8:48am and I’m listening to sexy back in the car with my mom headed to Missouri, 18 hours left, and I feel dangerous

[Dylan Ketch @Dylan_Ketch]

Cars that have a headlight out are up to no good

[Dylan Ketch @Dylan_Ketch]

*replaces my dad’s pill with an M&M
“Jesus Christ, what’s goin on, tastes good though”

[Dylan Ketch @Dylan_Ketch]

If you enjoy going to the dentist you’re a nutcase

[Dylan Ketch @Dylan_Ketch]

When your roommates been drinking, starts talking nonsense, and kissing his girlfriend next to you on the couch

[Dylan Ketch @Dylan_Ketch]

It’s all fun and games cutting your own hair until you razor dies and you just look like an idiot in the mirror

[Dylan Ketch @Dylan_Ketch]

Had people over last night and someone took my peanut butter crackers... some people just have no class

[Red Sox @RedSox]

It doesn't end at 108.

#ALDS

[Dylan Ketch @Dylan_Ketch]

Waking up with a foot cramp is definitely the worst pain someone can ever feel

[Dylan Ketch @Dylan_Ketch]

If you buy and enjoy unsalted pretzels, you're a psychopath my friend

[Dylan Ketch @Dylan_Ketch]

There's nothing adults love more than "good" cheese

[Dylan Ketch @Dylan_Ketch]

@greenwhite18 Doesn't even make sense

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Spin-o-rama #SCtop10 (via daddy_duffy/Instagram)

[Dylan Ketch @Dylan_Ketch]

I've never heard anyone say "I can't wait to eat my leftover grilled cheese"