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on and off my tits. (they/them)

[DYLΔN JΔCK @Dylanjack]

@BBCiPlayer WHY?! are we not getting a I Kissed a Girl S2 reunion. Homophobia! The people have spoken https://t.co/nb7C6nXg9R

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Watching sport is grossly overrated. Straight people must be so bored.

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I am devastated, disorientated and disappointed! #JUSTICEFORKENNEDY

[MYKI MEEKS ☆ @myki_meeks]

An absolute duel it lowkey made me emotional. Classic drag upbringings, the dollars would be FLYING at the club 👏 https://t.co/RHxOPmteaX

[DYLΔN JΔCK @Dylanjack]

@viagogo WILL YOU HELP PLEASE?!

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@viagogo_UK I really need your help me please with Sale number 644460548 which was escalated under case number 106781534. I’ve patiently waited 14 calendar days for the promised response and apparently your investigative team has still not got an answer. 1/3

[DYLΔN JΔCK @Dylanjack]

I did not select to be sent Euros. Sale was done in Pounds and the receiving bank is also pounds (Monzo). I should not have to pay for your currency payment errors and need to be urgently refunded with interest for time waited. 3/3

[DYLΔN JΔCK @Dylanjack]

I sold a ticket and was due to receive £117.92 after deductibles but only received significantly less at £78.61. After fighting with your terrible customer service and confirmed by my bank it was because you sent it in EUROS. 2/3

[DYLΔN JΔCK @Dylanjack]

@manolomunguia @jnoley Nature in balance

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@PeterDiamandis Money is infact a currency for energy exchange it’s just becoming more literal

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@BBCiPlayer when are you releasing Season 5 of Couples Therapy to watch?

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@orfidalbritney Eat the chips Baga!

[ꕤ @nethingey]

GREATEST COMEBACKS OF ALL TIME
1. JESUS CHRIST (33 A.D)
2. KYLIE MINOGUE (2000 A.D)

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

Susan Boyle is teasing a new era.

[DYLΔN JΔCK @Dylanjack]

@legitimatetiger We do know that people can just lie right?

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@theashleyray @voodoodoyou I want to say DUH

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I’m having a crisis of purpose now that @MarriedAU is over.

[lux @paperssil]

the streets are ruthless😭😭

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I think about Paul Rudd alot.

[Elena @VirtualElena]

OpenAI is Carrie
Claude is Miranda
Gemini is Charlotte
Grok is Samantha

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How is it 2026 and we have AI and dancing/fighting robots but we don’t have stable WiFi on a train?