Dylan Magaster

🌍Traveler & Sailor ⚓️ 39 Countries 👀 ☠️ Single-handed the Atlantic Ocean 🐋 ~800k on YT - FLORB

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

Go where you want and never doubt yourself.

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

Hey @TeamYouTube
On my channel, FLORB, with nearly 800k subscribers and over 170M long for channel views.

I’m seeing a significant drop in impressions on my channel despite stable CTR (~4–5%) and improved AVD (4 → 5+ min).

Would really appreciate a review or guidance.

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

Isn’t crate training a dog just giving it Stockholm syndrome?

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

Pseudointellectuals favorite way to obfuscate is through “nuance”.

They grind the conversation to a halt by insisting on discussing details that are technically related to the conversation but practically have no bearing on it.

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

Easiest way to win a debate is find a question that your opponent refuses to answer.

Then just hone in on that question until they rage quit.

They refuse to answer because the truth would destroy their whole argument.

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

@pelicanshepard You’re retarded, my views don’t come from clips, they come from sitting and thinking logically.

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

@pelicanshepard What is, subsidized housing.

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” - Aristotle

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

A rando tried to flex on me by saying

“I bet I pay more taxes than you.”

Tf kind of flex is that? I’m supposed to be impressed because you don’t understand tax codes and write offs?

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

To express yourself means to be misunderstood.

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

The problem with thinking for yourself is you have to use terms that everyone uses but then you inevitably get misunderstood due to all the baggage tied to specific words.

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

This is the best way to go through 500 unread emails.

Delete them all. If they were important they will followup

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

I think we’ve reached the point where only the chronically online can tell what’s AI and what isn’t.

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

Emojis, memes, and gifs are in our DNA.

You can convey so much more information with them when you use them correctly.

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

Britney Spears is peak.

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

The real secret to maintaining a good physique is, spend a few years getting 10-15% more muscle mass than your ideal walk around weight.

That's the cheat code. Do that in your teens and early twenties and then you will only need to lift heavy a few times a year to maintain.

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

The real mind fuck if a depressive state is that you feel bad about feeling bad.

It’s a negative feedback loop.

You must first start with the trope “it’s okay to feel bad sometimes” and accept the negative emotion and not fight it.

Once accepted then you can transmute it.

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

@luciusthegreat9 lol I don’t know, you tell me. How can I tell you based off a single sentence?

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

I’ve come across people who genuinely think my surname has to do with Trump movement…

MAGASTER since 1994

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

People who say the metric system is better because it’s 10s are dumb.

The imperial system is a base 12 system.

1/3 in base 10 = 3.333333333
1/3 in base 12 = 4

360° in a circle is a base 12 system.

A calendar year is a base 12 system.

They just want to shit on Americans.

[Dylan Magaster @Dylanmagaster]

Humanity went from carrying quarters in their pocket to use a pay-phone to carrying unlimited dopamine in their pocket everywhere they go in less than 50 years…