Dylan

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

BE SOMEBODY.

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

2016 was the last time I logged on here.. Hope everybody is doing good and being successful in life.

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

@CampbellMadison lies

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

@CampbellMadison I'm this close to puking today

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

@Yellow_bonechik is slower than smoke off shit.

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

It's never too late to get your shit together.

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

Bro a bloomin onion would be slap right now.

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

This generations pull out game is weak af.

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

My first born niece starts high school in the fall.. Lord please keep these little punks away🙏🏻🙏🏻 Orange ain't my color

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

I trust the wrong people

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

Y'all I got an Instagram notification about four days ago.. Took me till today to find the new app in my damn phone..

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

@_Patrickjones7 or an insulin pump

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

Some sorry ass parents around this bitch.

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

Why did the ice cream truck just drive by my house with the music playing? They better have some hot chocolate for sale.

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

It's cold and rainy.. Why am I not knocked out.

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

@kcurrbro Ight. I might have to show my face in the peake.. Congratulations

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

You know you're single af when you have a tension headache and massage your own neck like it ain't shit.

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

If your girl cheats on you.. finger her after smashing a bag of hot cheetos

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

Yup I'm on ONE but y'all bitches on -6

[Dylan @Dylanmaynard15]

Y'all Lawrence county motherfuckers so fast to talk but to chicken shit to say anything to my face. #Bitches