Dylan

[Dylan @DylansDadHumour]

When you're all out of chicken..

[Dylan @DylansDadHumour]

When your phone is out of juice... @elizapaigeavery #dadjokes #humour

[Dylan @DylansDadHumour]

@elizapaigeavery @storedadyphresh The queen would probably also like a mention @Queen_UK #royals

[Dylan @DylansDadHumour]

@elizapaigeavery I think you forgot tag @dylansprouse #DylanDay

[Dylan @DylansDadHumour]

Hahahahaha @elizapaigeavery your face in this photo is priceless, unlike the donuts! #realtalk #dantesadvice

[Dylan @DylansDadHumour]

Putting the cheesy in everyday conversation #cheesyjokes #ComicCollective @storedadyphresh @elizapaigeavery @11Lassie

[Andy Lee @andytomlee]

*Two worms meet for the toss of the coin at the start of the footy match*

Referee: What'll it be, heads or tails?
"What's the difference?"

[Dylan @DylansDadHumour]

Bringing back the One Direction banter #zaynleftonedirection #dadjokes @storedadyphresh @stephersomg @onedirection

[Dylan @DylansDadHumour]

When people make apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow #dadjokes @storedadyphresh @11Lassie @stephersomg @elizapaigeavery @jimmyfallon

[Dylan @DylansDadHumour]

@stephersomg @storedadyphresh @georgiajgriff @mattgray1094 @VictoriasSecret #NuggetProblems

[Dylan @DylansDadHumour]

@storedadyphresh @stephersomg @georgiajgriff @mattgray1094 @VictoriasSecret @Queen_UK Lol @BarackObama

[Dylan @DylansDadHumour]

@stephersomg @storedadyphresh @georgiajgriff @mattgray1094 @VictoriasSecret

[Dylan @DylansDadHumour]

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese" @storedadyphresh @elizapaigeavery @mattgray1094

[Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts]

If you plop a carot in the toinlet you can pretend it is a "carrot fish" its fun but hard to watch for more then 4 hours usully

[Dylan @DylansDadHumour]

What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus.
@stephersomg @storedadyphresh

[Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts]

turn down for carrot

[Andy Lee @andytomlee]

You can tell someone's evil if their laugh starts with an 'm'.
ie. Mwah ha ha ha ha!

The CIA should use this to determine their watch list.

[Dylan @DylansDadHumour]

Checking for counterfeit notes when players deposit money at the bank in Monopoly #prudentbanker @storedadyphresh

[Dylan @DylansDadHumour]

hahaha @iGLOWstar. This is quality :) https://t.co/jHSROOhPWr

[Glow ✨ @GloriaXFiles]

Kid: "Dad how do you make holy water?"
Dad: "You boil the hell out of it!"

Hahahaaha #DadJokes why do I find this so funny? 😂

[Dylan @DylansDadHumour]

How did the football pitch turn into a triangle? "Someone took a corner" #dadjokes @storedadyphresh @elizapaigeavery