@Spotify Discover Weekly Playlist, I am sad to say, but I am not as interested in bluegrass and covers as you think I am. 0 for 30 on this week’s playlist.
Cute pants and coats for babies under a year old should be banned. For that matter, any baby clothes that aren’t elastic, dual zippered or magnetic buttoned should be banned. Baby corduroy pants?!?! Are you fucking kidding me.
I have such nostalgia listening to Sublime in the summer. And I’ve seen Sublime with Rone and it was solid, but Sublime with @rone I could really get behind that
People need to quit saying things are “liquid gold”. They aren’t. You can’t take homemade chicken stock or clarified butter to a financial advisor and expect returns. Trust me, I’ve tried.
Nothing makes you feel more inept in the kitchen then trying out a recipe your see on insta, then they start calling eggplant, Aubergine and cilantro, coriander and weighing shit in grams
Few things as traumatizing as thinking it’s late enough to play VR golf in your front room (where there is more space). Then right as you walk in the putt of your life and Tiger fist pump, you get an Amazon alert saying “your package has been delivered to your front door”
Moving forward I will only be saving the following: Money, The Rainforest, The Whales, “The Date”.
Sorry daylight but next year you need to save yourself