Dylan

Kickin ass in the mornin and takin names in the evenin

[Dylan @Dylanymcmb3]

Me and my phone are playing hide and go seek that bitch is good

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands,7 seas, over 6 billion people, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

[bailey @baileyyyyyb]

EVERYONE RT THIS

[Big Boob World @Boobworld]

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[Dylan @Dylanymcmb3]

My mother always said, if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all.. And these hoes wonder why I'm so quiet around them.”

[Dylan @Dylanymcmb3]

I ignored your call 3-4 times in a row and all of a sudden, a BLOCKED call pops up, who the H E L L you tryna fool? I know thats yo ass.”

[Dylan @Dylanymcmb3]

Don't talk to strangers well how am I goin to make friends

[Dylan @Dylanymcmb3]

Me and my phone are playin hide and go seek that bitch is good

[Dylan @Dylanymcmb3]

I ain't been on this in a long time

[Sam Cain @its_sam_cain]

If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic...

[Dylan @Dylanymcmb3]

Did you fall :no I attached the floor: Backwards?:I know I know I'm Fukin talented @lilmarcus54GOOD

[Dylan @Dylanymcmb3]

Send me a friend request on Facebook mu name is Dylan Moore my profile pic is me in a hat

[Dylan @Dylanymcmb3]

Everybody friend me on facebook dylan Moore the one wit the hat

[Dylan @Dylanymcmb3]

Did you just fall?" - "No, I attacked the floor." - "Backwards?" - "I know, I know. I'm fucking talented.""

[Dylan @Dylanymcmb3]

I tried to play Uno with my Mexican friends, but they kept stealing all the green cards!"

[Dylan @Dylanymcmb3]

If you follow @LaughOrFact ill follow you and send a shout out

[Dylan @Dylanymcmb3]

I'm following anyone that follows @ItsFunnyLife

[Dylan @Dylanymcmb3]

Following anyone that follows @TheFunnyTeens