Dylan Marton

From a small ass town with a big ass pool

[Dylan Marton @Dyldoe307]

@Bayne307 They should just give it to me to gamble

[Dylan Marton @Dyldoe307]

Just when I thought I couldn’t care any less about the @NFL Pro Bowl they went and made it a flag football game #soft #owie

[7220sports @7220sports]

LOGAN BLEEPING WILSON.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Whenever the league talks about player safety we should all remember that the NFL tried to make the players warm up for five minutes and restart this game before the coaches stepped in

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Look I’m the kinda guy who’s not afraid to have a beer on a Thursday night

[Dylan Marton @Dyldoe307]

@JaceWJensen @willyy87 @RepLizCheney Maybe Liz will take up golf with all the free time she’s about to have.

[Dylan Marton @Dyldoe307]

If your at CFD in section ZZ in the farthest point from the stage maybe save posting the Snapchat story of the entire concert #justathought

[Skratch @Skratch]

Can't agree on the wind direction? Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

[Dylan Marton @Dyldoe307]

Put a future on the Warriors on November 11th when Curry was hurt that boy got healthy and got me paid #NuggetsBlow #LebronIsTrash

[Kyle Bayne @kyleabayne]

My boi @jiggybuckaroo #RyanCharles in the #4 spot popular steams #AmericanSongContest and the panel got him #10/11?! Y’all be goofy cuh, and by that I mean, hit up @SnoopDogg and he can teach y’all how to #NewBootGoof, so when homie makes the finals, panel be #NewBootGoofin 🔥🔥

[Dylan Marton @Dyldoe307]

@PardonMyTake https://t.co/IMXwBTpMbn

[Dylan Marton @Dyldoe307]

If you get more excited for MLB opening day than the first day at #themasters there is something wrong with your brain

[Dylan Marton @Dyldoe307]

@ASC_charts Show us the vote count! #robbed #newbootgoofin

[Eurovision Mania @ESC_Mania]

Despite not having qualified from Heat 1, the live performance video of "New Boot Goofin'" by Ryan Charles (Wyoming) has now surpassed 100,000 views on NBC's YouTube channel. This make it the second #AmericanSongContest entry to achieve this feat. 🦬

[PFF @PFF]

Josh Allen in the playoffs:

🔹 12 incompletions
🔹 9 touchdown passes

[Nickmercs @NICKMERCS]

MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄

What a week! We’re not done yet tho. Givin’ away $10,000 here on Twitter. All ya gotta do is like and RT this tweet, we’ll pick 5 winners in a few days and gift $2,000 to each 💰

Hope you all have a safe & happy holiday! P&L baby.🎅🏼🎁

[Dylan Marton @Dyldoe307]

Reading @danedooley old tweets is like time traveling back to college

[Dylan Marton @Dyldoe307]

@Barstoolpickem @Return_Of_RB Get Wyoming to the AZ bowl!

[Dylan Marton @Dyldoe307]

@_rone White trash bash- University of Wyoming. Take @lilsasquatch66