Dylan Harter

Now that I know better, I do better

[Dylan Harter @DylhanHarter]

What kind of grapes should I buy?

[Dylan Harter @DylhanHarter]

Prolonged exposure to the Orb of Confusion will give you…

Confusion!

[Gino The Ghost @GinoTheGhost]

Neighbors just released a new angle of the ICE shooting and it settles any debate on what actually happened.

This was a mother doing something completely ordinary: Dropping somebody off, then trying to leave. She goes to pull out, stops for one car to pass, then waves the agents to drive past. Within seconds, those ICE agents exit their vehicle and rush her, shouting and escalating the situation. Panicked, she tries to drive away and gets shot in the face three times.

She posed no threat, showed no intent to harm, and was interfering with no one. She was a civilian going about her life. The official statements that followed contradict the footage and read like an attempt to rewrite what happened.

This was a reckless, unjustified killing, followed by a dishonest effort to evade responsibility. It’s horrifying, and it exposes something deeply wrong with the US government and these ICE agents. They must be held accountable.

This is not a partisan issue. I need you to lock in gang.

[taoki @justalexoki]

>in google meet
>need to fart
>mute quickly
>insane blast
>unmute
>wait
>why am i muted now

mfw

[The Pets 𝕏 @ThePetsX]

Wiggle wiggle baby

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

Standing behind the plumber like this the whole time he’s fixing the toilet

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

That guy will come across this video one day💀

[sam @sam_starby]

you bitch

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Yeah what changed?

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

“ We adopted this cutie and wanted to see if he was on board with us…. Wait for it”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

A men’s league in Winnipeg was watching the Jets LIVE during their game, and their reaction to the game-tying goal was PRICELESS 🤣

Even the ref joined in on the celly 😭

(via Carter.polanski/IG)

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

Wtf this gotta do with me?

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

And now, a look at JD Vance putting on Donald Trump's makeup ;)

(SOUND UP)

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I’m well respected in the bug community, but unfortunately bugs don’t live very long so in a month or two I’ll have to earn the bug community’s respect again

[Funny Family Guy Clips @jizz_sniper]

Taking at a shit at work past 4 PM is equivalent to a QB kneel. Just running out the clock

[🪶 𒉭 Ethical Scientist 𓆣 ⚰️ @EvilLargeBug]

Not very good at it

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps

[kegstand jesus @KegstandJesus]

Imagine being the 17 year old high school girl that has to calm down drake over text