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Call me paranoid, but I feel like I'm being followed by strangers, I am a man with dreams ... mostly involving Beer & Chicken but dreams nonetheless!!!

[Antonio Rüdiger @ToniRuediger]

Biiiiiiig Wiiin! 💙👊🏾👊🏽👊🏻 #NoToRacism #PleaseGetSomeBasicEducation #AlwaysBelieve #Hustle #cleansheet @ChelseaFC

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

@Ladbrokes any updates on this?

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

@Ladbrokes any odds?

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

@Ladbrokes any odds?

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

@Ladbrokes Stoke to qualify for Europe 2016/17 #WhatAreTheOdds

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

@ladbrokes Everton to win the league in the next 4 seasons #WhatAreTheOdds

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

@Ladbrokes Can you put this onto the #WhatAreTheOdds section online please

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

@Ladbrokes any odds??

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

@Ladbrokes Bolton to get relegated from league 1 2016/2017 season #whataretheodds

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

Fair point.....

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

Wow.....

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

What the hell is my dog doing right now...

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

Omg XD I am dying...

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

Bluebells!

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

I swear all twitter has turned into is girls complaining about guy problems... Pretty sure no one cares

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

My ex gf turned out to be anorexic.... Gradually I just saw less and less of her.

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

Got a passcode lock that takes a picture whenever someone tries the wrong code to look in my phone.

I now have fifty pictures of drunk me.

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

I love how girls say that they like a guy with a sense of humour and yet you'll never find a poster of Mr Bean on their wall.

[☞cнεεяs_мα_∂εαяs™☜ @DyllanJP]

I love you....