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I'm too old for this shit. Chico State ΚΣ

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My company bought my plane ticket for 7 hours after I got to the airport. Then I found out Alaska has an all you can drink/eat lounge...

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What up I got a chauffeur 🙌 ball out

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@kory_james93 hey chip

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@_JuanTwoThree__ who you calling old news

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@brgoldwyn I'm gonna like this but I don't think it's an original thought of yours...

[hannahannaracecar @hannahegaines2]

Bye college

[tarp @trapcoan]

50 retweets and @Kevingrover23 will die his hair blonde #senditforgrovs

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Brandon - "what time is it?"
Shannon - "time to get an Apple Watch"
My girlfriend is officially pretentious

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Bars cant handle this 12 yr old

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I left my job today..

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When people at home ask me if I'm still in school. I just tell them yeah Chico State is a 6 year bachelor program...

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@Raj_z33 you would find that out the hard way...

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

GOAT

[Kevin Hernandez @kevin1500]

Frats are definitely antisocial social clubs

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@kevin1500 so anti-social they reply to their own tweet

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@aquino_sd haha stfu

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@aquino_sd @danielle_bhachu isn't spring break not a think after college? Isn't that just called vacation hours?

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@doistopher Greenberg is alpha

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@aquino_sd Who knew those were so hot at the tip