Dylan H

Self-proclaimed thinker, skeptic, detractor of social norms, connoisseur of all things satirical, family man, software tester, and many types of nerd

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

@LilOldMee @LoblawsON Umm... You seem to be misunderstanding the 'price fixing' part of the bread scandal. All grocerie chains did it. They all owe you money. Boycotting the one chain that's returning some of the money to Canadians makes no sense.

[Gráinne Maguire @GrainneMaguire]

Sad that there are more black people in Beyoncé right now, than in Trumps entire cabinet team.

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

@rjhelms dude, look under Grand Theft Boarding School also, you can borrow my 360 copy of you like

[Carlos Latuff @LatuffCartoons]

Please, RT! #CharlieHebdo attack has another victim! Via @MiddleEastMnt #ParisShooting

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

Public service announcement: the following item exists thanks to @rjhelms

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

@rjhelms no saw one lonely carton at Jerry 's quick check... pantry might have some too

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

Hey, @rjhelms , Nog season has started early!

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

"Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time"

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

@rjhelms hey man, if schedules work out for a Monday brew, I got some us-05 brewing yeast

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

Alone again with the wife on night shift so I'm watching old Simpson's episodes. So old I just saw them make fun of Johnny Carson

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

Pessimism is a tool - It has never left me unprepared for a challenge but, it has prevented me from reaching a goal - use wisely

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

Pain will always grant perspective on how pleasant your daily struggle is

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

A great man isn't always one of virtue It's a man who handles all of life's challenges and still has the energy to be who he's trying to be

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

@melanieiscushti @rjhelms uh oh.... Trouble a'brewin in the fermentarium... Sorry to punnie I couldn't resist

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

Be careful what things you clarify. Clarifying something will imply that thing needed clarification which may make things more awkward!

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

If it's rude to call someone a useless idiot, is it correct to refer to them as a 'person of diminished leveragability and intellect'?

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

Watching @rjhelms trying to work the science oven in the lunchroom... Priceless

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

With this new recreational deep fryer, All Grain brewing is immanent for @rjhelms and I!

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

Remember folks cattle are ribbed for your pleasure!

[Dylan H @DylsterH]

Vacation day 4: Why am I still putting pants on in the morning? ... Problem solved.