Emily Dymond

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[Emily Dymond @DymondEmily]

I unlocked £29.50 Rush tickets for Richard II on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/KpxAoOSFUX

[Emily Dymond @DymondEmily]

@ViralContentz I wish this was an April Fool’s day joke

[Emily Dymond @DymondEmily]

The injustice of it all

[Emily Dymond @DymondEmily]

Drag Isn't Dangerous
https://t.co/0zWs7zm2tl

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

Elizabeth Holmes psychologically tortured one of her employees so intensely he killed himself https://t.co/Ga5KFCXzyx

[Emily Dymond @DymondEmily]

Not to be dramatic and privileged, but losing the button on my iPhone was the worst thing to ever happen to me.

[Emily Dymond @DymondEmily]

@thenxmeto SO HAWT

[Emily Dymond @DymondEmily]

@awww_nuhhhh I lol

[maybe: lauren @l_caulfield]

Just remember in the long run that this was Sean McDermott and Zac Taylor getting this game stopped. The NFL was ready to begin after a five minute warm-up period… The NFL does not care about player safety. They care about money and money alone.

Prayers for Damar Hamlin 💙

[Emily Dymond @DymondEmily]

My 2023 NY resolution is to start dating Tom Brady.
I really think this is my year.

[Emily Dymond @DymondEmily]

THANK YOU @flyjsx for getting me out of LA ❤️🤘🏼Southwest had me trapped there for at least two extra days 😵‍💫

[Cher @cher]

Merry Xmas 🐥🐣.
Things Come & Go But
Mostly im Cool

[Emily Dymond @DymondEmily]

There is nothing I love hearing more than “this is not a full flight”

[Emily Dymond @DymondEmily]

Fuck skiing

[Jaclyn A. Siegel, PhD @jacasiegel]

Bro, just come skiing with me. Lift tickets cost $150 per day and you can rent skis for another $50 and you can get a lesson for another $120. It’s so fun and your risk of injury is so high. C’mon bro, you won’t feel your hands & you’ll get sunburn on your face. Bro.

[Emily Dymond @DymondEmily]

It’s about time!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[ESPN @espn]

US officials: Russia frees WNBA player Brittney Griner in prisoner swap, with US releasing Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout.

[𝒍𝒂 𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 🐆✨ (beyonce approved) @ForeverSymone]

she was a racist bitch but her performance in It Takes Two raises me so if nothing else i hope her trip to hell is at least pleasant

[Emily Dymond @DymondEmily]

@awww_nuhhhh Never

[Emily Dymond @DymondEmily]

@awww_nuhhhh Is that a joke?