Herbert West

un-homogenised non pasteurised

[Herbert West @Dyn033]

i think my most memorable drunken experience is being broke as fuck on centrelink and waking up to realise i’d donated my last $20 to fucking wikipedia

[Herbert West @Dyn033]

my girlfriend said she’s gonna bring me back el chupa cabra as a souvenir when she goes to mexico

[Herbert West @Dyn033]

why are there no smart schizophrenics anymore

The government isn’t putting microphones in your mouth you idiot

make a computer that talks to god

[Herbert West @Dyn033]

Your friends care about the things you do

[Herbert West @Dyn033]

In the local tradition, he found what he assumed to be the vampires grave, ate soil from it and rubbed the creatures blood into his skin.

A respectable man who later died after a fall from a hay wagon.

Later, he was seen at bedsides and deep in doorways for nigh on a decade.

[Herbert West @Dyn033]

Sometimes people do too much.

Waiter suggested an amaro that smells like the old Hare Krishna vegan cafe in my home town.

[Herbert West @Dyn033]

The apocalypse is happening constantly,
the end times is all time

[Herbert West @Dyn033]

There’s become an acceptable sort of low-level insanity in the every day.

This needs to be stamped out

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

I'm sorry darling, but you know the foghorn soothes my sea madness

[Herbert West @Dyn033]

hapa-borea

[Herbert West @Dyn033]

That’s ok.
Life lasts forever.

[Herbert West @Dyn033]

Scottish Cowboy Music

[Herbert West @Dyn033]

Australian spring.

The night is so perfumed it’s enough to drive you insane.

[Eddie Tennison @TennisonEddie]

The beauty of becoming an old man man is that you become invisible. You can wear anything you want, you can cut your hair or not cut your hair. Trim your mustache or just let it grow wild.
Nobody notices and nobody cares. You're incognito and you're not coming back.

[Herbert West @Dyn033]

Then came a nightmare event.

Even if you slept

[Herbert West @Dyn033]

Obsessed with the idea of blading in every day situations, not just wrestling.

Girlfriend stressing you out?
Pretend to bump your head into a door frame and just start gushing blood everywhere.

That’ll fix everything

[Herbert West @Dyn033]

i’m the type of guy to consider levitation as a reality

[Herbert West @Dyn033]

Being beautiful in a natural way requires moments of deep consideration and stress in formative years.

Much easier to cope and get a fucked up hair cut, act all weird, dress like a retard and call it swag

[Herbert West @Dyn033]

At the warhammer store just straight chopping it up with cunts.

“Yeah the new lion model sucks, you read black legion?”

“nah”

“do you think you’ll ever find love?”

“nah”