Liquid Unc

Parody account, eurodollar enjoyor, data scientist, permabull, S-Tier reply guy, & real life bankruptcy creditor.

[Liquid Unc @DynamicBagz]

Metaverse: we are building a decentralized universe on web 3

Zuckerberg:

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@notfrydoteth Bro stays one step ahead

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$WLD printing the technical “McDonald’s” M pattern

gm

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I can stay retarded longer than the market can stay deleveraged

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@SalsaTekila ZEC didn’t hurt people they hurt themselves

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David Hoffman @TrustlessState doesn’t do crypto podcast anymore he just looks at you like this

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The rivalry between Michael Saylor and Tom Lee needs to be studied

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

It's official.

MicroStrategy, $MSTR, is now facing its biggest unrealized loss in history, at -$10.8 billion.

In other words, after 6 years of buying Bitcoin, the company is now down -17% on its position.

By comparison, the S&P 500 is up +116% over this same timeframe.

Since MicroStrategy sold 32 Bitcoin at $77,135 per coin, their positions has lost -$11.8 billion in value.

This puts MicroStrategy's stock, $MSTR, down -77% since its record high.

Bear market is an understatement.

[Liquid Unc @DynamicBagz]

If you are in Zcash pivot to mashed potato litigation

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Woman sues Outback Steakhouse for $1.5 million after "dangerous conditions" led to her slipping on mashed potatoes, resulting in permanent injuries.

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@MarioNawfal It takes natural talent to be this retarded

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@yousafzx shit bro i need to dust off the bart counter machine

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Brutal and relentless dip buying from me

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@WhiteWhaleLabs The tech stack literally doesn’t work until proof of holographic charizard

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@90sPKMN I was today years old

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@ellio404 “Anything else you’d like to say ser?”

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Bottom

[Kalshi Crypto @Kalshi_Crypto]

JUST IN: BlackRock has sold $2.1B worth of Bitcoin over the past 10 days

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@notfrydoteth Equal weightings of:
- digital real estate
- mac minis
- swatch collaborations
- ENS domains
- parasitic layer 2s

absolute money printer portfolio 🧠

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@KylosWeb3 Haha it’s all good brother

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@Favwontmiss Face to the showerhead people be like:

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