Daegs

look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

[Daegs @DynamicDaegan]

bae: come over
me: i'm busy
bae: i'm going to give the Covenant back their bomb
me: http://t.co/1RW1yxjOvn

[KdNoKevinDurant @AyooKd]

They done Fucked Up In Gave Me A Horse 🐴🏇🏾

[Daegs @DynamicDaegan]

There are very few things in this world that a good shower beer can't fix.

[Daegs @DynamicDaegan]

Damn i gotta tweet more i just lurk

[Daegs @DynamicDaegan]

@TypicalTy And Joe Cool says "smoke Camel cigarettes"

[🥋 @DojoWarVeteran]

i dont want you using that language around my homunculus

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

[Daegs @DynamicDaegan]

Had a terrifying dream where the middle of my hair was graying at a rapid pace and I started going bald. Kinda like a reverse mohawk. Awful.

[Daegs @DynamicDaegan]

@RancorEnabler69 It sounds like a slowed down version of Glep from Smiling Friends

[Roger Ebert @ebertchicago]

Cleavage. It speaks to us from the time before memory of love, comfort, warmth, softness and food. Cleavage. Oh yes. Cleavage.

[Daegs @DynamicDaegan]

Japan has been kickass so far.

[Daegs @DynamicDaegan]

I have come across some top secret information that I hope will lead to the capture and detainment of the Grinch. This thing goes all the way to the top.

[Daegs @DynamicDaegan]

Is wanting to drink barbicide a universal experience or am I alone in this

[Daegs @DynamicDaegan]

@_damarin Post your impression

[Daegs @DynamicDaegan]

Keys for the key bowl, skulls for the skull throne

[Mewtwo @1Mewtwo]

@haunter_ i have no time to be in a club *in a low horrid voice*

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

ahh yeah here he comes, big double d, r budd dwyer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

[Daegs @DynamicDaegan]

@TypicalTy

[Daegs @DynamicDaegan]

I've never seen a robbery in my life. This Stars vs. Wilds game may be the exception.

[Daegs @DynamicDaegan]

@HonestGabe1 Hey man I'm happy to be the one supporter of this tweet