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from Philly courtroom โ
Musk lawyer says his $1m giveaway is NOT a lottery. "There is no prize to be won" and winners "are not chosen at random," Musk lawyer Chris Gober said.
Instead, the $1m is a salary they "earn" to be a spokesperson for Musk's pro-Trump super PAC. Winners are picked based on their "suitability to serve" and their personal story, Gober said.
In response, Philly DA team called this a "complete admission of liability" that Musk is running an illegal lottery under PA law.
Remember: When Musk announced the giveaway.... in PA nonetheless.... he said, "we are going to be awarding $1 million randomly." DA showed this in court to the judge.
Gober argued there's a difference between "randomly" and "by chance," which is why he argued that this isn't an illegal lottery under PA gaming laws.
I've been conflicted about whether to say anything, because I feel like Donald Trump could win it even without the oral. He didn't need to do the oral. And that is why this is so tough for me to tell about the oral.
Yeah, arresting them is one idea. Or we could work as a team, find all the Chalamet look-a-likes and punish them ourselves. Maybe take their bare butts out of their costumes and spank them.