ZEB

Dynasty FF Opinioneer. Eagles fan. More of a butt guy.

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@adamlevitan Drugs?

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Did Big Ben just say “Dilly dilly”?

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Tough one...PPR semis:
Montgomery vs Chicago -3 degrees and no Starks orrrrrrr ADP fresh off the knee but "starting" against Indy.

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@Cianaf @spotrac nvm.

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@Cianaf @spotrac eagles don't appear to be part of those 4... What do you mean?

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Calvin Johnson's 86.1 receiving yards per game ranks 1st in NFL history among players with 100 games played

[Ross Tucker @RossTuckerNFL]

Lions lead the NFL in superstars retiring w/ gas left in tank over last 20 years

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I picture Peyton going over to Talib's locker at halftime and just looming quietly like a teacher would do to a bad student.

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Talib is the biggest dickbag in the league. Violent facemask and then subs himself out. Fuck off dude.

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get some, Advil.

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Jungle = Rain Forest?

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@Ladd_FF @VixenRogue Natty ice, sure. It tastes like metal. I get that. But Bud Light is pretty benign. Tastes less like saltines then MLite

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Palmer just went thru a "cut me Mickey" sorta nightmare on the sideline. Took it like a man.

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Nobody helped Bradford off the turf after he gets rocked and fumbles by no fault of his own. Nice, fellas.

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@thehojo Talib is basically an overtalented asshole.

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Watching that Talib poke again... He pushed that finger into his eye hard. The announcers are speechless. They keep going back to football.

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That was the most medieval thing I've ever seen on a football field. Talib going with the dagger thru the eye slit.

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Welp it took a while but Talib shows his douchebaggery.

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Prolly wanna just send Bradford to the locker room now.

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If Chip isn't going to get everyone up on the sidelines... And Bradford isn't going to rally the troops....