'Ercan' Shaw

"I would say you have done a fine job of it." Ranger Sleuth with a major in medicine. Profile image by @scissorbait

['Ercan' Shaw @Dynule]

Grabs a bowl.

Pours milk in it.

Puts cereal afterwards.

Chuckles dryly.

['Ercan' Shaw @Dynule]

Ercan will remember this.

[「perky paper.」 @arottenpot]

( eating your limited edition strategy guide. )
( learning so much!! )

['Ercan' Shaw @Dynule]

Grabs one of the cards out of the car, looks at it with annoyance, eats it, and walks away.

[「perky paper.」 @arottenpot]

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

(explodes into greeting cards, nowhere to be seen afterward.)

['Ercan' Shaw @Dynule]

Standing in front of a fast food restaurant chain. Menacingly.

['Ercan' Shaw @Dynule]

@Daimonity Death

['Ercan' Shaw @Dynule]

"I'm a healer, but..."

['Ercan' Shaw @Dynule]

"No doctor wants to lose their patient. There is nothing too special about that sentiment."

[「perky paper.」 @arottenpot]

awful horrible terrible no-good man

['Ercan' Shaw @Dynule]

Sets the sheet's corner on fire, puts out the fire almost immediately afterwards.

The punishment starts today.

[「perky paper.」 @arottenpot]

WEHHH NO, THEY'VE BEEN GOOD! they've been a good and dormant paperback lately!!

['Ercan' Shaw @Dynule]

Holds a paper sheet over a lighter.

"We will find out if that is true, in due time."

[「perky paper.」 @arottenpot]

👉👈 so sowwy....

['Ercan' Shaw @Dynule]

It sure made them go up, however.

[「perky paper.」 @arottenpot]

<-- had to sit in the corner after learning that eating the paper did not, in fact, make the bills go away.

['Ercan' Shaw @Dynule]

Stares at the paper entity, then the camera like in the office, then finally goes back to paying his debts, each glare more tired than the last.

Still trying to figure out who bought 50 cactus at an electronics store...

[「perky paper.」 @arottenpot]

the games on the box are fun and delicious too! who knew that salt improved the taste of thin cardboard?

['Ercan' Shaw @Dynule]

Of course this is why they wanted a happy meal.

[「perky paper.」 @arottenpot]

eating a fat juicy burger with the wrapper on. 🥰

['Ercan' Shaw @Dynule]

"Impressive as always, Lydia."

[Lydia — ᴍᴀɴᴀ ɪɴᴄᴀʀɴᴀᴛᴇ @Daimonity]

"Like shiiiiit, what're your pronouns? Cause I'm pro-whateverthefuck you've got going on, damn~!

Is that - is that working? Did someone get flustered?"

['Ercan' Shaw @Dynule]

She'll be in a cage soon enough.

[MIDNIGHT SUN. @MACHINlSM]

SQUEEEE.

['Ercan' Shaw @Dynule]

All squirrels are spiteful.

[MIDNIGHT SUN. @MACHINlSM]

I'm a little hater.

['Ercan' Shaw @Dynule]

No good, she is starting to learn from his own bad behavior with backhanded compliments... Maybe he should have been nicer to her.

[MIDNIGHT SUN. @MACHINlSM]

He should /just/ take the praise.