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The Fog's favorite schizoposter

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if y'all ain't hitting 8 chuggas before a choo choo, I don't fw you

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imagine being named chuck in the big 26. like okay chud cuck

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"cold hard cash." why the fuck is it cold and hard? it should be room temperature and realistically how hard can it get? shits mostly cotton

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lorax valentine's card: "you've got what I thneed"

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you will now have to connect 6 due to inflation

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subnautica if it was from australia: subnaurtica

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some people live and learn . I live

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car but instead of the brake it's the break and it breaks the car

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there's no sand in this witch

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@DannBott11 uh oh

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bowling deserves more hate

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post office but it's a structural support post

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calzone but cut like a pizza (something to consider)

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I'm not convinced that palm beach pete isn't Epstein

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the first guy to suggest a fireplace must have received a crazy level of backlash. you wanna do what indoors?!??!?!

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I ate a pear today 😁

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I bet walnuts are racist

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ihop but as a brothel: ihow

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@ImAlexAdamss this is financial advice

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FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING! SELL YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR ORGANS, YOUR RIGHTS! GET RID OF EVERY SINGLE ASSET IMAGINABLE!!!!