D_M_1

took me so long to write this bio 🤭🤭 I love trolling you freaks 😝

[D_M_1 @Dzano__m]

@noalbumsout I’ve been rewatching it back the past few weeks and now that I’m grown up I’m sitting there watching it and I’m like “how tf didn’t Andre and Tori never date ??” They we’re literally the closest friends and always had each other’s back

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

When Xavi said he’d go with four midfielders, I didn’t exactly have Roberto as part of that plan.

I understand not wanting to risk Pedri, but having Roberto in here is just so redundant.

You’ve already got Fermin attacking the box, playing Roberto deeper back is nothing but a detriment — he offers us NOTHING in that pivot.

Disappointed, should’ve just persisted with Raphinha — who’s been excellent.

[D_M_1 @Dzano__m]

@_RomansLegacy This was it, sorry for the late response 🤣, great promo btw

[XDcomps @XDcomps]

Lamine Yamal vs Granada https://t.co/fYEm7ukVES

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

❤️‍🩹 July 2022, Sébastien Haller was diagnosed with testicular cancer.

❤️ February 2023, Haller beats cancer and then he made a return to football.

🧡💚 February 2024, Haller scores the 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 goal for Ivory Coast in the AFCON final.

Never give up. 👏🏻

[D_M_1 @Dzano__m]

@NealGardner_ Barca are pathetic

[D_M_1 @Dzano__m]

@crissyfooty Shush pal

[Jimmy @FCBJimmy_]

Only positive this season how Lamine won the Güler debates. The difference is staggering.

[Maestro. @Maestro_Pedri]

Pedri is disrespected and discriminated against in this shit club we call Barcelona.

If he had a catalan passport and was raised in the streets of Catalonia then he would be safe.

The "culers" who are sexually attracted to teen boys are trying to end his Barca career.

[D_M_1 @Dzano__m]

@fcmareee Happy Birthday mari have a great day 🎂❤️

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

📋 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓
#BarçaGranada

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

🚨🥇| JUST IN: People close to Hansi Flick's environment convey that the German coach is very ENTHUSIASTIC about coaching Barça. In addition to learning Spanish himself, he's also looking for assistants who speak both Spanish and German. Two names have come out: current Nürnberg coach Cristian Fiél and Oscar Corrochano. [@Alfremartinezz] #fcblive

[Football Archive @FootballArch_]

🎥 Liverpool - AC Milan | 2005 UCL Final (Full Match)

The Miracle of Istanbul

https://t.co/lbceuDM1jL

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

Endrick: "When I played at Maracanã, I saw Brazilians rooting for Argentina. It’s a bit sad because it’s a classic, a war, it’s Brazil-Argentina. Seeing people cheering for Argentina was sad.

"A Brazilian cheering against Brazil? That’s difficult. We want to bring a happier face to the fans and, God willing, in the coming years, we can be champions of the World Cup.” @placar

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

Jose Mourinho: "A player I'd have liked to coach? For example, I never got to train Lionel Messi, but then nobody can train Messi. It is absurd to think you could coach him, because he was born with everything and already knows everything.

"He might teach you some things.... All you could say is that you had the honour of having him in your squad." 🇵🇹🇦🇷

[D_M_1 @Dzano__m]

@prakau_saala The one where punk said “your arms are just too short to box with god” ?

[Exclusive Messi @ExclusiveMessi]

This is one of the most vile & vulgar things I’ve ever seen by a footballer.

Absolutely shameless behavior over a friendly.

[Al Nassr FC @Al_Nassrt]

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo with Al-Nassr so far:

❌ Lost Riyadh Super Cup
❌ Lost Saudi Super Cup
❌ Lost Saudi Pro League
❌ Lost Saudi King Cup
✅ Won Champions Cup (Friendly)
❌ Lost Riyadh Season Cup

Worst signing of all time.