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Don't call her HOT call her BEAUTIFUL, she is a WOMAN not a CUP OF TEA

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If dead babies automatically go to heaven, is killing babies not the kindest thing we can do for them?

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100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

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If I was the last human being on Earth I would still close the door when I take a shit

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Kevin Hart’s wife should put all his favourite stuff in the top shelf.

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I want to see Dwayne Johnson win against the first lesbian nominee, just to prove once and for all Rock beats scissors.

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How does the the human brain ignore the second “the”

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I Need My Babe..
I shall cry and heart broken if I won’t see Mona in Mutant Apocalypse

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If I had a dollar for every time I have masturbated I could buy a pretty decent used car.

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Women expecting relationships to be like romantic comedies are like men expecting sex to be like porn.

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Why don’t condoms come in pressurized packets so you know if its pierced?

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We were literally created by a dick move

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When I’m not horny I get disgusted at myself with the amount of NSFW subs I subscribe too

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Is maturation just putting matters into your own hands?

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Honestly after I found out Ted Cruz liked porn he seemed some how less creepy….

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If you routinely post how great your relationship is on social media I automatically assume you are covering up major issues.

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I have 17 devices which tell time in my house and not one of them is an actual clock.

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I should have told you what you meant to me because I never thought we would run out of time

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What can I do to help Syria?

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I legit don't have any friends anymore but I'm okay with that🤔😊